Comedians

last updated 7/03/06

Dear Dave,

I just wanted to say that my friends and I thoroughly enjoyed our night out with you.
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. Thank you for letting me forget my
troubles for a night, be able to relax, unwind, and just have fun!

 I wish you continued success with your career now, and in the future.

Sincerely,

Lara Kern
Carroll Valley, PA

P.S. Don’t forget to look for me in “The Wizard of OZ.” We Munchkins are always welcoming you to Munchkin land. ;)

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You are freaking hilarious!!!!

Go see Dave's show, you will not walk out with anything less than a sore body from laughing so hard.

I can't wait to see you again!!!

Cindy O'Brien

York, PA

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Hi Dave,

I saw you in Watertown, Ct. I loved your show, you have to be one of the funniest in the business,
I consider myself very fortunate to have seen your show. The audience was spread from people in the early
20's to late 70's, and you have a routine that had everyone in stitches, I laughed so much, my stomach muscles
were sore for days.. Then, after the show, you took time to sign autographs, and exchange pleasantries
with your fans ( I bought 2 of your shirts, you graciously signed both, THANK YOU )... Then, I saw you
shopping for gardening supplies, and you again were very gracious, and took time to chat, I'm very impressed,
 and would see your show again.

Thanks again , I wont forget what a "STAND UP GUY" you really are.

 Sincerely Kevin Myer
 Waterbury Ct.

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Hey Dave!!

Saw you Friday night at the Hanson AA! You were great! Still laughing today!!!
Would love to see you again and have told friends that weren't there and they
would love to see you too! Keep us informed as to when you will be around
this neck of the woods!!!

Thanks!! Kit (yes I am a lacrosse Mom!!!!)

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Dave:

This is Bill from “handjob, ma”. Just wanted to say that I fully enjoyed the
evening last Friday in "Handjob". Your energy is amazing along with your magic and comedy.

Thank you for the night.

Bill

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Dear Dave

I saw your show the other night at the Hanson Athletic Association. I'm one of the managers of the Corporation
 and made it a point to catch your act. You had me splitting my pants laughing. I especially loved it when you were
talking about winding up in Hanson of all places. Sorry we didn't have a first class stage for you but what the heck
 it justs more material. Schhhhhhhhh, listen I didn't know that! keeps popping up in my head I'm still laughing.

Well thanks for the laughs and I hope to see you back at the Hanson AA sometime.

Bill

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Hey Dave!

Fabulous show last night at the "Handjob, Mass AA" My face really did hurt from laughing!!
A friend of ours joined us for the show despite the fact that lightning had just struck his house
(I AM NOT KIDDING) and the blind date that we fixed him up with turned out to be abyssmal.
That poor bastard needed a good laugh and you delivered!!!! Thanks for a great time!

Sheila Cook

Hanson, MA

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Hey Dave

Thanks for coming to the way to Hanson, MA to help our fund raiser for Whitman-Hanson Lacrosse,
my son lives for Lacrosse and raising this money to have a high school team will allow him to play next
year when he moves up to the high school!!

"I didn't Know" just how funny, how much fun the evening was going to be. It was such a great night!!
Couldn't stop laughing! My sister and my sister - in - law had such a great - girls night out.

We will watch for when you are in the area so we can bring our husbands, I know they will have a great time!!

Donna

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Hi Dave!

We attended your show on June 9th in West Boylston - who knew what we were in for?!
My husband hasn't been quite the same ever since...you sure brought out the adolescent in him
- and in me, for that matter...it sure was fun rediscovering those inner kids!

There's a quote I love from Victor Borge that says "laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
" There came a point during your show when I realized just how powerful that humor is.
 I was watching people around the room and how much they were enjoying themselves - here was a group
that included three generations of my family, the superintendent of our school system, a minister's daughter
- quite a diverse group - and yet, at some point, the qualities that we share outnumbered those that make us
different. Being human, and laughing about how absurd we can all be, was incredibly unifying.
 It was mesmerizing to watch that process unfold - the energy you put into your performance was just amazing.

Thanks so much for a fantastic evening - we'll be back for more!

Janet and Ray Bricault (parents of one of those "retards!")

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Hey Dave,

I was at your show in West Boylston. You are one funny sh*t. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!!!
 Growing up in the city and moving into this "Lilly White" town was and still is an experience. Your off color humor is
 what a lot of them think, but, are to afraid to say. So, f**kem. I wish you the best and keep people laughing!!!

The fat guy in the orange shirt

Chet

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Hi Dave,

My bride and I are fans. First saw you at the Indian Hill Country Club in Newington;
then last Saturday night. You've tweaked and improved your performance; it is great.
I particularly enjoy when you pick on somebody (Don Rickles style); yes, I'm old.
You didn't do much of that last time; I know you choose the time/place for that.

We're looking forward to other shows in CT so that we may bring guests.
Another option is the greater Boston area for us.

You asked for feedback; you got it.

Al Carbone

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Hi Dave, Just wanted to let you know that our whole group couldn't have had a better night out.
Thanks to your hilarious routine. Hopefully you'll be in the area and others we've told, will come out to the show.
We seen you in West boylston at the Manor on Friday 6/9. Great Show, keep it up. see ya when your close by.

Eddy Keen

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Dave!

How in the heck did you end up in Plainville??? Who cares, I'm just glad you did!! You were amazing.

 I've just gotten home, and HAD to write!! You were hilarious and original and I laughed myself hoarse! You were dead on with sooo many of topics.

Oh and by the by, that Florida "sojourn" dead on!

Best of luck to you. You're a riot and I'll tell anyone within earshot, and not afraid of REAL comedy to come and see your act.
(I'm a transplant in CT...grew up in Ohio & Georgia [trailer park jokes not lost on me] and have come to find
New Englanders to be closet drinkers and semi puritans...they won't admit to understanding your jokes,
but inwardly laugh out load....I'll convert them one wasp at a time!)

kudos!

Peg

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What a hoot! I laughed til I cried. ~Tara

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Hello Dave,

I attended your show at the WEBO (retard!) function last night in West Boylston. I just wanted to tell you that you
put on the BEST show that I have ever seen! I have never laughed so hard for so long and so didn't everyone else at our table.
 I was at the "Guido" table, bought a tshirt and gave you a hug before I left. You are one talented comedian.....
THANK YOU so much for bringing us your gift. I have already added my email address to your website so
I can receive messages about local performances.

I will also be looking for you on HBO. Thanks again!!!!

Debra Jakaitis

Worcester, MA (Worcester Trash!)

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Hi Dave, We were at your show last night in West Boylston. I must say you really hit the nail on the head-
 We haven't laughed so hard in a long time. We left a family party just to see you and i was feelin kind of guilty but I'm so glad we did !!

Karen Amaral (geritol) is one of my closest friends and she had told me that she had called and requested no leather- I started laughing
when she said this. I'm actually going to try and find some leather pants and vest for her husband (who also can be a little up-tight!).

Keep up the good work- I hope that we will be able to come experience you again!!!
I didn't know how much fun a night out in West Boylston could be.

Romney and Bill Sloan

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Dear Dave,

"I didn't know" going out one Friday night at the Manor in West Boylston, MA. Would be so entertaining.
I laughed so hard I think I split my pants. Great show!! Can not wait to see your show again.
Keep up the good work. I told my wife "I didn't know". We both had a great time. Cool magic too!!

Thanks,

Steve Doherty of Webster, MA

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Dave,

I live in West Boylston and just got home (to my trailer park) from seeing your show. You were awesome!!!
The group I was with decided just this week to buy tickets and go to the show. I am so glad we did.
My face still hurts from laughing. I signed up for the e-mail notification so my friends and I can go see you again.
THANK YOU!!! I had the best night. Keep up the good work. We all need to laugh like that once in awhile.

Mindy Esteves
West Boylston, MA
Trailer Park City....ha, ha

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Dave,

I had the pleasure of watching you again at Tracy's in Baltimore Maryland! I have seen you there the past 5 times you've come.
 I can never get enough of you. My face literally hurts by the end of the night! I show up an hour early to make sure I'm the
 first in line so I can sit up front! This will make two times you grabbed my ponytail! It was awesome! You rock!!!!
People who are reading this if you haven't seen Dave Reilly you didn't know what you are missing. Greatest comedian I have EVER seen!
I love you Dave Reilly!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa Berger
Baltimore, MD

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I was at the show in Baltimore Maryland. It was great I came from PA I heard alot about ya.
Well worth it and guess what? I was one of the trailor park people! And church thought my mental health shirt was interesting.

Billy Runge

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Hi Dave its, Sean I just saw your show the other night at "the high lane club". It was funny as hell for me to here you rip the place up
 because i don't belong their. I loved your show, laughed my ass off, i liked how you incorporated magic and comedy in your show.
my favorite part was the little improv gig with the girl. Please let me know if you ever come to the Boston area, I'd love to see you again.

Sean Murray

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Dave: just dropping you a note to let you know how funny, funny, funny you were at the Sons of Italy several weeks ago.
 Do you appear in night clubs in my area. If you have a schedule please e mail me. My friends and I were in stiches.
 My favorite was Disneyland. I thought the fire extinguisher was a joke, some one told me it wasn't.
 Please, next time you appear at the Sons of Italy don't park in the tomato patch.

Keep up the good work

Lida

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Hi Dave,

My sister Kim Dwyer invited my girlfriend and I to your show the other night and I must say that you are one funny dude.
We had an awesome time at the “club” Hopefully you will be coming back soon and I’ll even tell some of my friends to go.

Regards,

Skip Helland.

P.S. I was a cheap f**k and didn’t get a shirt; Maybe next time. Take care.

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Dave,

Great show last night...my girlfriend and I were guests of Chris Pecora. We thought you were hilarious
and you put on a tremendous show...my stomach hurt when I got home from laughing so much.

We are definitely going to follow your tour dates online and we plan on coming to see you sometime soon

Good luck

Graham Niemi
Assistant Lacrosse Coach
20 Tower Parkway
New Haven CT

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Hi Dave:

I was at the show last night and I haven't laughed that much in years.

It was funny when you did not say a word and once you did it was hilarious. Thanks for a great night.

Janet Hofmann

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Dave,

I attended your show at Carroll's Son's of Italy, bed and breakfast, wise guy emporium....you know, in Derby! Anyway,
 I didn't know (not kidding) there was going to be comic entertainment there that night. I thought it was going to be just
mediocre food, a DJ, and watered down drinks. You were a pleasant surprise. Thanks for an outrageous evening.
I tried the "drop the hand" move the other night and she just giggled (she was there that night too).
Better than getting slapped back I guess. I just wanted to drop a line to say great job because you said we wouldn't.

Thanks,

Art

PS. Please don't print this on your web site, if she reads this she'll kill me. You know how it is!

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Hey Dave,

I work at Sacred Heart University in Fairfield, CT. I have seen around 70 comedians over the past 5 years and
 I have to say that I have never laughed like I laughed last night. You were hilarous. I will definetly come see you
 again and bring my friends. This was the funniest show I have ever seen. Keep up the great work and thanks for the performance

Ray Mencio

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Dear Dave,

I sat and laughed my way through your performance at the"Connie's Villa on the Hill" in Derby, Connecticut!!
Your opening magic tricks were the greatest. I loved the music, and of course, the young woman who sprayed you was outstanding.

Pete and I had a great time, and were amazed at your stamina...wow..you performed longer than anyone I had seen in a long, long time.
 I am not a fan of bathroom humor, but some of the jests at women in the potty were funny, I have to admit. Men LOVE bathroom humor
 for some reason,,,why????? Oh well. You have lots of warmth on stage, and that is sincerely engaging. Best wishes...
I think you are going to be famous! OR..you ARE Famous!! And Funny!! It is a gift to make others laugh that is for sure.
Kiss your  children for us....family is what will sustain you through a tough schedule.

Marjorie Salem and Peter Sullivan, Danbury, Connecticut

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Hi there,

Just got home from the Bruno Battaligno fund raiser at the Sons of Italy, Derby, CT.
Great show, you were funny! We were all still talking about ya afterwards at a friend's house.

Thanks again for the excellent show!

Cindy G.

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WE DIDN’T KNOW!!! THANKS DAVE WE JUST CAME HOME FROM A FUND RAISER BENEFIT FOR
A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS. THANKS FOR MAKING ALL THE DERBY MAFIA AT THE CONNIES MOUNTIAN
VILLA SONS OF ITALY LAUGH FOR THREE HOURS. SORRY TO SAY WE DIDN’T KNOW (ABOUT YOU)
THAT IS. NOW WE DO SO LISTEN TO ME!!!!! YOU WILL DEFINITELY SEE US AGAIN
HEY CONGRATS ON THE NEW WORLDS RECORD.

CHRIS AND RACHEL
ANSONIA CT

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Wow great night in DERBY last night. You were terrific. My husband laughed so much he cried.

I told him the best cure for a headache was to relax on a vacation "down south."

Thanks for a great night.

D

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Hi,

I just wanted to tell you how much my husband and I enjoyed the show tonight.
 I can't say that I stopped laughing at all. It was a great time and you and the other comedians were fabulous.
 I look forward to coming to see your show again sometime and plan to bring a group of friends.

Thanks - Sue

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Thanks for the smile I have worn since I left the William Marconi Italian Club Saturday night.
So many people stopped back on Sunday so they could laugh and reminisce about their hilarious evening the night before.

We have spread the word and have stated our sympathies to those who chose not to attend.
 "They didn't know!" I don't think they will do that again! I hope you will be able to come again to the "Macaroni" Club.

Thanks for the memories

Lori Sartorio

Keene, NH

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Dave, we just left your show in Keene, NH and we had a great time! I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard!!

You were fantastic and we will be sure to see you again!

Dawn & Eric Martin

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David

Your show for my company on 3/31/06 was outstanding. I've not had so many laughs.
My husband loved the T-Shirt, it suits him well. I would highly recommend you.

Thanks

Marianna

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My Husband and I were at your show at the Italian Club last night. You were sooo funny. helped relieve alot of stress!!
Thanks again for a great evening and good luck in you ventures!,

Liz

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Dave,

I just wanted to say thanks for a great weekend of nothing but laughter!!! I saw your show this past Saturday night at After Hours 105 in Jane Lew.
 My friend Kelli and her fiancée invited me to come because my luck hasn't been the best lately....I felt like I was imposing, but in the end, the night
was such great fun!!! I wanted to talk to you so badly after the show, but I'm a very shy person, so I didn't. Needless to say, I regret it,. but I will
MOST DEFINITELY be at your next show, either at the Jane Lew After Hours or at the Elkins After Hours...either one, I'm there baby!!!!
On another note, you are very hot, LOL!!! I was waiting for someone who wasn't attractive at all to not make me laugh at all, but my friends
kept telling me I was way off base, and they were right. When I got to the show and I saw you outside standing with Todd, I was like "DAMN!!!"
Alright, enough of me embarrassing myself...kudos to an AMAZING show and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep coming back to "east butt f**k
West Virginia!!!" We love you here!!! Hope to hear back from you soon!!!!

Always A Fan,

Shawna

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Dave,

Greetings from “P***** City”!!!

Hold on cuz ‘I didn’t know’ that here in Johnson City, we would have entertainment like none other, any where any time, in this great country.
 Where on earth did you come from? If you said nothing at all the entire night, your facial expressions were simply enough to make my face
and stomach ache from laughing.

By the way, in my sales meeting the following Monday, I performed some of your antics and you know what? They didn’t know!!!

Please, please come back! (You know you can’t possibly stay away from P***** City) and next time, there will be much better promotion. I PROMISE:-)

Cathy

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Hey, i went to your show in "P***** City" Saturday night. I was the "Glass Blower" sitting in the front row.
I just wanted to let you know that i had an awesome time. "We" had an awesome time actually. If you cant laugh at yourself
and then you shouldn't be laughing at others. I have been telling everyone i come in to contact with about your show and
how you were calling me the glass blower. Would love to come to another show if you around , please put me on your list

Tony a.k.a. "Glass Blower"

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Hello! I was at your performance in "Johnson City" magic music hall......front row...married to the "glass blower"
....I very much enjoyed your show, I'll tell you what I needed a night out like that, its been along time since
I've laughed that hard. If you ever return to this area, I will spread the word and fill the house...thanks again!

Brenda

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Dave,

I was at your show in Johnson City, NY and you gave a fabulous performance!
Your material is so funny - I couldn't believe I laughed for 3 hours straight - it was so therapeutic!

I have no doubt you will be up there with Lewis Black in no time. I never thought I'd enjoy another comedy show as much.
Wishing you much success and big bucks soon. You deserve it and put on a great show.

Sincerely,
Arlene Colegrove

PS I love my orange Tee Shirt

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Dave

Steve from the P****City Show again (because one accolade is just not enough)

If I had to describe how funny this show was I would tell them that if Dave knows what's good for him he'll get some liability coverage because
 he is so damn funny I thought I was going to have a stroke. I was laughing so hard I was getting a headache and then (because of the energy of the show)
you would say something else and thought my head would explode! (No seriously Dave you may be hearing from my lawyer...... ) Your humor is DaNgErOuS!

Dave Reilly is a world class comedian!

Steve

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Dave,

I really enjoyed your show last night at Magic City Music Hall in P***** City as you called it. I’ve seen lots of comedians (grew up on Cincinnati, OH)
and you were one of the best! I hope if you come back we have a better venue and a larger crowd.

I have to say the funniest bits to me were your explanation of Disney World and the hand gesture bit with the lady volunteer. She was a real good sport.
If you happen to hear from her, Maggie I think her name was, may be you could tell her I thought she was hot.
 I’m single and not one of the butt ugly percentage in the crowd…LOL

Good Luck,

Todd Witt

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Dave-

Steve (front row) Johnson (P****) City show.

Given our small market I was hoping for a good comedian and you so completely exceeded my expectations I wasn't ready.
You are one of the funniest people I have ever seen. Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Dave Reilly .....
just funny, funny, funny, (and energy, energy, energy). We really had a great time!!! Thank-you so much for being so f***ing funny
and creating the gift of laughter with the world. Had I known you were so damn funny I woulda convinced more friends from the
 trailer park to attend but........ I didn't know- GREAT SHOW!! We all laughed so hard our faces hurt!!

Thanks Steve Leslie, Tony, Brenda!!

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Dear Dave:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW...what a show! I saw your show last night in Johnson City..or otherwise "P****" city as you called it.
My daughters and my husband and I had a outrageous time! My daughters are 24 & 25. We sat in the front row to the left .

When I had talked to my one daughter about her coming she said "mom...I don't know about going...I am just not a public laugher"!!!
welllllllllllllllllll guess who laughed the most!! That's right...she did!! We all thought it was fantastic...I did a little thing for you....
You know when you are sick and the Doctor asks you on a scale of 1-10 ..10 being the worst pain possible ....how do you feel?????? Well here is a chart....

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 10 BEING THE FUNNIEST WHAT DID YOU THINK???

ENTRANCE WITH MAGIC.................."10" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPE COD............................................."10" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP..................."10" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PURPLE SOAP/TOWEL..................... "10" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAVING THINGS IN CLOSET .......... "10" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOES IN THE BATHROOM ..........."10++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED I SAY MORE.

So much of the things you said and did seemed like you were talking to my family !!! I could relate to sooooooooooooo many things!!!!!!
When you were talking about the shoes in the bathroom....I THOUGHT MY FACE WAS GOING TO FALL OFF LAUGHING...
 my husband said I was laughing louder than anyone in the place...

Anyway...thanks so much for a wonderful night out....

In closing I would like to say this....my mom passed away in November...i have been very sad...not laughing a lot, not knowing what life is really about....
and you are right to say "take this moment and grasp it...." BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW..... what will happen tomorrow.......
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER!!!! I OWE YOU.

KEEP GOING..............

Denise L Keefer
Glen Aubrey New York

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I attended your show last nite at the magic city music hall in Johnson City (or p**** city) as you called it. My stomach and face still hurt from laughing.
The next time you come to our area I am definitely getting tickets and bringing friends.

I am so glad that I was part of the little crowd that could. I know I will never hear the words Key West again without loosing it.

Thanks for the great evening

Sandra Warren

Harpursville NY

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Dave

I left your show a few hours ago in Johnson City, NY. "I didn't know" just how much fun I would have - I have not laughed that hard in so long.
 Nor have I seen a comedian as good as you in years. I've already e-mailed all my friends in "P**** city" and told them about you - and yes they will be
 coming the next time you are here. You WILL come back won't you???? We will get you a full house!!!

Thank you for a great nite of entertainment - it's a nite I will never forget.

Warmly (and still laughing)

Karen

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Hi Dave,

I still "don't know" why you agreed to come to Magic City (aka Johnson City, NY), but I'm glad you did!
Thanks for bringing your much-needed humor to our trailer park community :-) Hope to see you again soon!

Best Wishes for Continued Success,

Dave Roberts

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dave, the show in johnson city was funny as hell. thanks for coming to our little town.
my boyfriend and i laughed our asses off. thanks again,

 toni and karl
atvslim2004@yahoo.com

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Hi Dave, I bet you thought no one from DCS would e-mail you. ( you were probably hoping we wouldn't)
This was without a doubt the funniest and best entertainment I have seen either live or on TV.

Your delivery was first class, everyone I told remembers you from your condom act on TV,
but I told them that's nothing compared to your comedy routine.

You have another word of mouth advocate out there, I hope to see you again.

PS: I do own a camper, hidden acres in Preston CT. and I got stuck in "Disney" for about an hour Saturday.

John Ficicchy
Vice President
Diversified Credit Services

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HI Dave,

Just wanted to drop a quick note to thank you for the great time!! You performed at our 15th Anniversary
(remember us...the collectors!!) and we all had a great time. You had us all rolling...it was awesome.
Keep doing what you are doing...laughter is a great gift! I will be sure to check out your website to
hopefully be able to catch one of your shows in the area.

Thanks again!

Kelli Johnson
Diversified Credit Services
Resource Manager

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Dave,

Thanks for a great show in "Washban" last night. As one of the "12" who got to watch,
I think you were hysterical and my face still hurts, but hey, I DIDN'T KNOW!!

JoAnn White
 

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Hi Dave,

I saw you last night at the Marriott Courtyard in Stoneham (in the basement)!.

You are, by far, the best comedian I have ever seen. I will recommend you to anyone who is looking for good talent! Thank you for a fun night!

Patricia Anne Ryan
Boston, MA

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OH MY GOD !!!! WE WERE AT( GERMS & PILLS) !!l LOL AS YOU CALLED IT. LAST SATURDAY NIGHT FOR THE BENEFIT FOR THE LIONS CLUB
 MARCH 18TH YOU WERE FANTASTIC I HAVEN'T LAUGH SO HARD LIKE THAT IN MONTHS. WHEN YOU CAME OUT YOU  WERE SO FUNNY AND
 A LOT OF YOUR REMARKS WERE SO TRUE .MY HUSBAND AND I BOTH SAID THAT . YOU WERE GREAT HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN .I HAD TO
LAUGH MY DAUGHTER CAME UP TO YOU AND SAID "I DON'T WANT A T-SHIRT I WANT A HUG " GOOD JOB DONE YOU WERE FANTASTIC !!!!!

LINDA CIOLETTI

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Hi Dave,

I just wanted to let you know that everybody I brought to your show at The Westbury Room 3/11/06 are still talking about it...I want to thank you again for
making my girlfirend a very happy person.. She never gets to enjoy these shows because of her hearing problem....She can't wait to see you again..
Rob and Michelle did a wonderful job...Hope to see you at their wedding!!!!

Debbie Stasiunas
Accounts Payable Administrator
Post University

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Dave,

I saw you in Germansville, PA on March 18th, 2006. You were by far the BEST comedy performer the Lions Club has ever booked. But just so you know,
we don't all have trailers with wheels on them. We come from the big city of Whitehall, Pa. But just thought I'd let you know that you were GREAT!. Hope to see
you again and bring my friends along next time if you ever come to this area again.

Thanks for a fun night.

Debbie

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Hi Dave,

I was fortunate to see you reform on March 18th in Germansville (Germs & Pills PA). You were great and I will tell all my friends that if they get a
chance to see your act they should not say “I Don’t Know” they should just go. I don’t think I will ever be able to go to Disney World again and
keep a straight face when parking the car or going to the front gate.

Thanks for a great night Dave,

Tim Crouser

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Wow Dave "I didn't know" what a great time we would have at your show. We saw you at the Germansville Fire Hall (corn field capital of the world)
and I was amazed at how you could stand on that stage for 2 hours and keep me in hysterics.

Keep up the great work for you are a gifted comedian!!

R. German

"Germs and Pills", PA

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hello there dave!!

 i was in the audience at the germanspill fire co. on sat. march 18th, and let me tell you the lions club has been doing this for a couple of years and
you were the best ever!!! although the gentleman that was before you wasn't anything to laugh about people were not to sure about you but you
changed all that......... and i was the first girl to buy a tshirt from you and if you recall you told me my chest was big enough to feed 5 families HAHAHAHAHA
........ your show was excellent and if i had the chance to see you again i definitely will.... oh and by the way you are very cute...... me and my friends were
the girls yelling and you said oh there are some single girls out there and we were up to get some chips and pretzels and you asked us if you could come
back to our trailer:), don't know if you remember that but we do!!!!!! please give yourself a pat on the back for me!! hope to hear from you soon......

 tanya

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Dave,

we saw your show in Germansville, PA and are still laughing. the show was absolutely awesome. I have been yo several of the
Lions comedy nights and yours was the best.

Dave Mulcahy
Walnutport PA

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Hi Dave!

I will be honest and tell you that before last night (Germansville, PA), I had never heard of you. (I didn't know!) lol Must be because of where I'm from.
lol I do not live IN Germansville, but in the nearby small town of Slatington. And I must say that after seeing your performance, I will never forget you.
You truly had my husband and me in stitches (as well as everyone else there). ..... and that was for every single moment you were on that *high-tech*
stage. From what I gathered of your many comments about the technicalities of that Fire Company, I am guessing that you have some new material for
 future shows. lol

As I browsed your site, I take notice that you post logos of places/groups/etc. who you have performed for. Perhaps you might like to add the Lions .....

Again, thanks for a wonderful night filled with laughs. :-) Annette

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Dave,

We saw your show in Germansville last night at our comedy nite. The show was really great. We never laughed so much. You kept the crowd alive.
We laughed from the time you started to the time you ended. We truly really enjoyed your show. We hope that we get a chance to hear your again.
Thanks for a great time.

Sharon & Ed Hartman

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Dave,

We just saw your show in "Germansville, PA", next to the cornfields!!! You were absolutely fantastic!! I have never been to a
comedy show that lasted as long as yours did....it was like we did'nt want you to stop -- with all "your knowledge" !!!!....
It would be great if you were booked at "Peans Peak " in Jim Thorpe (thats another "country" setting ha...ha..)...that place packs
the people in. Hope to see you in the future.

We drove from Schnecksville to Germansville, ( all of 7 minutes.).. but we would drive further ( like 15 minutes if we had to)...ha!ha!ha! .

thanx for a great saturday nite

MMF
Schnecksville PA

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Hi Dave,

Caught your show last night at the Peat Moss Club (Piedmont Club) - you didn't know? - our sides were hurting from laughing when we left. Great job -
really enjoyed the evening. Can't remember last time we laughed so hard.

Lee and Carolyn Koukes

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Hey, Dave,

Enjoyed your show last night at Piedmont. You are a very funny guy.

Anyway we are still laughing. Good luck and thanks for sharing your great talent with us.

Joan W. Piedmont Member.

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GREAT show last night at the "Peatmoss" Club. I've only lived in Va. for 2 years and was surprised that they can laugh at themselves!!! I didn't know !!!

Lynne Smith

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Dave,

I saw you last night in the DC Improv basement. I thought you did a great show. I am a former teacher and I am now an attorney focusing on litigation. Your technique,
telling the funny parts of a joke a number of times, giving graphic images, relating to the crowd and you own experiences, would work well for plaintiffs lawyers.

Have you ever considered training attorneys. Standing in front of a large crowd that is depending on you to deliver must be more stressful than litigating a trial.
Your ability to bond with the audience was striking.

Have you ever thought of training lawyers, specifically, plaintiff side litigators (attorneys who respresent the poor and down trodden)?

Good luck with your career.

Bill Farley

William P. Farley
Karl & Tarone
900 17th Street, N.W.
Suite 1250
Washington, D.C. 20006

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Hi Dave,

I saw you last night in the wonderful town of Severna Park, MD. I have to say that you are by far the best comedian I have ever heard. I'm sure you will be
getting lots of e-mails from the audience. Your bits on NA were so true to life. I was sorry it ended. I can't wait to see you again really soon. And I'm
gonna recommend you to all my friends. I hope that our entertainment committee books you for one of our conventions real soon.

Love ya,

Colleen H.

P.S. Also, I'm one of those Glen Burnie girls you talked about. I was born and raised there.

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Dave,

My wife and I had the pleasure of being invited to your show Saturday evening at the Westbury Room in Watertown, CT by Rob Rose.
 Rob asked us a couple of months ago if we could reserve this date on our calendar to see the comedy. What can we say? We have seen a lot of comedy
over the years and quite frankly "nothing" compares to the laughter and entertainment that we witnessed this night. We were laughing so hard that it hurt.
Your demeanor and show value was second to none. We have joined your tour and e-mail list for future events and can't wait to ask a host of friends to see
you perform when you are in the area again. You were truly awesome. That grand finale was a riot......we didn't know.

Regards,

Jim & Linda Mullally
Wallingford, CT

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Hey, what's up man. I saw you tonight in Severna Park. I just wanted to tell you I thought it was f'in hilarious. I wish you all of the best in whatever you do man.
I'll be looking for you in the future. Oddly enough I was one of the few non NA there we were with my fiancees father. Either way it was great. I haven't laughed
 like that in a hot fuckin minute. At least not with out a bong, lol. I don't know if you are on Myspace but if not you should. There is like 52 million people on.
It would no doubt boost your promotions. Any way, take care, and again best of luck in all.

sincerely

Jacob Le Doux
Maryland

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DAVE, JUST WANTED TO CONVEY MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR RECENT SHOWING AT THE COLUMBIAN CENTER IN BEAUTIFUL SEVERNA PARK, MARYLAND.
YOU WERE OFF THE HOOK. NO ,YOU WERE OFF THE HOOK,LINE AND SINKER. I LAUGHED SO HARD ,I HAD A PAIN IN MY SIDE AND TEARS IN MY EYES.
NON STOP LAUGHTER.YOUR MATERIAL CONTENT WAS EXCELLENT AND WELL DELIVERED.IT WAS A GOOD MIX OF COMEDY,PROPS AND MAGIC.I HAVE
TOLD MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HOW GOOD YOU ARE .I JUST WISH I COULD REMEMBER MORE THAN I CAN. DO YOU OFFER CD/DVD OF YOUR
PERFORMANCE.IF THEY ARE AVAILABLE ,I DONT KNOW BUT I NEED TO KNOW. ONCE AGAIN VERY GOOD JOB.

SINCERELY,

J.SCOTT RUSSELL

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Hi Dave,

You were great at Germs & Pills, Pennyslvania. My ex-husband kidnapped me and moved me there 42 years ago - so, I know how funny it is when you tell your friends about the place! Anyway, you were one of the funniest comics I've ever seen - I just called my daughter (the one who was with her brother/husband) - and she said everyone is saying, "I didn't know! I didn't know!" Hope to catch your show again.

Thank you,

Susan Amato

Dave,

GREAT show in "Germs and Pills" Pennsylvania!

Not sure if I laughed harder at the jokes or the fact that you had folks in stitches by insulting them for over an hour. Too funny!

Even though I live closer to civilization (bigger trailers, closer together) I've known and worked with folks like the Germansville gang and they can be a very tough crowd. Nice work!

I travel nationally for work and will definitely look for another opportunity to see you guys perform. When I hear about someone looking for an event, I'll recommend you.

I paid for it so you owed it to me, but thanks for delivering!

Tom Swanson

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Hi Dave,

We were at your show in "North Haven" last night. My sides hurt from laughing so much. We had a great time and really enjoyed your show.

We were the ones in the very front (that's what you get for being the last one there of the group!).

We've been to see comedians before at City Steam in Hartford, but I don't think that we ever laughed so much for so long.

Keep on making people laugh...you're doing a great job!

Mary Ellen & Ed

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Hi Dave,

We saw your show last night at the illustrious "Neighbors" in North Fucking Haven. It was, by far, the funniest show I have ever seen! We are definitely getting a group together to go to the High Lane Club the next time you're there. Thanks for an awesome time, I hope my cheeks stop hurting soon! Can't wait to see you again!

Dawn J. Pearce

Account Executive

Phoenix Press, Inc.

Dave,

Thank you for coming to ROCK HALL MD! The place you'll never forget and probably never return. Thank you for enlightening us to a whole new world out there. I'm sure you'll never forget the rowdy bunch sitting to your left! We hope to see you guys back!!! KIMMIE & ROB

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Dave,

My name is Mike, I just wanted to let you know that about three weeks ago my fiancé and i saw your show at Tracy's comedy club in Maryland, and you are hilarious, we were laughing so hard that we were in pain!! Thank you for a great show and keep up the great work!

Sincerely

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Mike

Hi Dave, caught your act at Tracey's in Baltimore and thought you were the funniest comedian so far at Tracey's. I've seen you there before and was glad to see you there again. Hope you are having the time of your life, because someone with your comedic improvisation skills has to be a funny guy off stage too. Thanks so much for the entertainment. Hope to see you again on stage.

Owen (big0athome@msn.com)

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Dave,

I was the guy at this past Thursday's Unilever show in the blue shirt with the beard.

You were absolutely hilarious !!! You really took the edge off of a very turbulent year.

When is your HBO special going to be on?

Mark Presser

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Dave,

Oh my F#$*in@ god.. piss your pants hillarious... (and being the DD - I enjoyed the show stone cold sober!) just came in from a bitchin Company Holiday Party - wasnt sure what to expect.. but was blown away... (speaking of blowing.. how the hell do you inflate that sucker on your head w/o passing out !!!) Amazing skill and background to really hit home with the gang and have everyone rolling from workers.. to bosses to guests.. impressive.. AND to have a take home message.. holy $#!T.. bravo!

Every skit.. stand up run.. responce to hecklers.. amazing performance.. and <turing red> how true !!! Thanks for the amazing performance.. definately keeping an eye on your schedule to bring friends along... and def. keep you in mind for an upcoming wedding / jackjill, ect.. he he he..

hats off.. standing ovation.. off to wash the so iled pants.. HA!

- "truckers" and "operators" from the windsor attac.. Wendy's performace when? <g>

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Hi Dave,

We saw you saturday evening at Ford Cliff Firehall. I laughed so hard I lost my voice for two days. My husband liked that. I wasn't bugging him about candles. You see, I'm one of those candle shoppers. We really enjoyed your show and hope to see you back in our area soon. We in Ford CC do like a good laugh. My husband laughed for another hour after we went to bed just recalling most of your routines.Great show!

Doug and Lawra

Ford Cliff, PA ( We don't live in a trailer)

Dave,

My sister and I attended your show at Ford C-C on Saturday night. We do enjoy life every day, and live for the day, not the past or present. We have gone through alot of tough times in our lives and our humor is what got us through. We get together twice a week to go shopping or whatever and we are always laughing- we have always said we could have fun sitting in front of the laundrymat. Well either way we didn't think anyone could make us laugh more than we normally do when we are together, but we were wrong. To laugh 3 solid hours- you are fantastic!!!!!!! You are so on the money! Thank you for coming to our rinky dink town to allow us to have this great experience that we otherwise would not have been able to have. Best of luck to you!

Sincerely, Robin Williams