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Comedian Dave Reilly  is a POWERFUL national touring HIGH ENERGY stand up comedian that WILL make you laugh with PASSION!! Dave performs his comedy nationwide.  He is primarily a stand up comedian but this show is more like a One-Man Broadway Comedy Production and he can perform non-stop hysteria for longer than any other comedian on tour today! Dave Reilly's Stand Up Comedy Adventure is not a show for the weak of heart!  Your face will hurt from laughing and you will be talking about Dave's show for weeks after.   The biggest complaint after the show is "My face hurts from laughing!!"  So don't say we didn't warn ya.

Dave Reilly is the absolutely one of the funniest comedians walking this planet today.  Some people will argue that he is THE funniest comedian performing today.  Please don't take our word for it, you do your homework and read the first hand testimonials below.  If you read anything that refers to "Treats or trailer parks" or "I didn't know", you will have to see the show in person so you can be part of the inside joke!

Read what people who have hired and seen Daves show, are saying!

Laughter is the BEST medicine...
...Dave is just what the doctor ordered!



 

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This is the comedian that everyone is talking about!  Over 20 years and he is still the funniest comedian you have ever seen.  Dave has dedicated his comedy career to performing for primarily non profit groups and fundraisers.  So maybe you are saying, "if he is so damn funny, why isnt he on TV?"  Great question and the answer is, because he doesn't do comedy for fame.  He simply LOVES making people laugh and what better reason than to help others in need.  But please don't take our word on this, read the testimonials or better yet, come see a show.  I guarantee that you will become one of the thousands of cult fans that love comedian Dave Reilly!

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"Anyone looking to have you help with a fundraiser not only should know how much fun it will be for all, but also how long you perform.  Two hours would have been well worth it, but three hours is incredible.   Your performance is one that when the audience walks away, they want to call their friends to tell them how great it was, but their friends won't understand unless they were there."  ...Jim Bengiovanni

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Letters from the people who have seen the comedy show first hand...

 Hey Dave,

Just saw you for the tenth time and its amazing how different you manage to make every show and yet I love all the stories that you weave in and out of your show.  You are one of the few comedians that make me actually laugh out loud.  May sound funny to you but I am not a big fan of stand up but you are so different than most comedians.  You really seem to speak from your heart and that is so damn funny.

Frank Medina
Newark, NJ

Dave,

Another amazing fundraiser comedy show!  Seen ya 5 times and never been disappointed.   I cant believe how long of a show you do and kept me and my grandmother in tears the entire time.  I never seen her laugh that hard in my 30 years on Earth.  Thank you for the memories and thank you for doing what you do.

Beth Merchant
Torrington, CT

 

Hi all!  Since the creation of Facebook, we noticed that more people contact us with fan letters in this manner than the old school "email" but we have left these past emails in place so you can read why Dave is and always will be the top choice for comedy entertainment.  Feel free to read all these great testimonials and be assured that Dave Reilly is the funniest comedian touring in CT, NY, NJ, PA, MA and all of the northeast.

 

Hey Dave. 


Saw you last night from the "Crotch and Canker " and I have to say that you are now my favorite stand up comic.  Your material was relevant to the crowd and it flowed so easily from start to finish.  I hate to see a comedian where it is forced and scripted.  Your delivery and timing was amazing and my entire table roared all evening.  I signed up for your email notifications because I will definitely be stalking you and your shows.  Thanks for a great night and yes, you were right.  My husband is already asking for the cookies. 

Ann O'Sullivan 

Oakdale CT


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Hey Dave,

I was at your show at the Old Well Tavern - what a show!

I've never seen a standup comic with so much energy, nor one that performed so long. Truly funny stuff - I think I'm going to be saying "Listen! I didn't know!" in my head for a week. I hope you make it back there again next year - I would bet that our entire group (we were the two tables right in front of you) will go and we'll get even more to join in, word will get around.

 Great performance - hope to see you again!

Pat McCarthy

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Dave,

I gotta confess, I thought all these emails were bullshit until I finally came out and saw ya live last week in NJ at the "Moose attic" as you called it!
You are the funniest MFer I ever seen!  Its not really what ya say, but just the way ya deliver it.  I felt like I was a guest in your living room and we were just
hangin out on a Saturday night havin fun.  Im driving up on Thanksgiving Eve just to see ya again at that comedy show you are doing in CT. 

Still crackin up!
Stoney Marlin
Middlesex, NJ
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Dave,

As someone who strives to be funny, it's humbling to tell someone else how funny they are but you truly earned my admiration.    Your sense of timing and microphone control was outstanding.   It was a Vegas level performance in New Britain, Connecticut.  More so, the ability to keep the routine for so long was amazing.

Anyone looking to have you help with a fundraiser not only should know how much fun it will be for all, but also how long you perform.  Two hours would have been well worth it, but three hours is incredible.   Your performance is one that when the audience walks away, they want to call their friends to tell them how great it was, but thier friends won't understand unless they were there.

I'm sure we will see you in future years.  Thanks for making so many people laugh for so many good causes.

Jim Bengiovanni
Berlin, CT

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Dave ,

 Wow what a show !!! My wife and I got a call  last night at about 5 Pm that our friends had some extra Beef and Beer tickets (fundraiser to all that live outside of Jersey). We live about 30 miles away in Washington Township. So I was not so quick to jump on for a beef and beer. None the less in Millville. My buddy John Scotti  said that he had seen you on Lettermen and heard that you had been on HBO. Iíll be quite honest with you, I didnít know what to expect.

 We go to comedy shows all the time in Philly and AC. We watch last comic standing every time it is on. You are up there with some of the most funny people I have ever witnessed.

 On the way home my wife and I agreed that you were better then Larry the Cable Guy who we saw 2 weeks ago and better then Dane Cook who we saw earlier this year. We laughed our asses off and several times had to wipe the laughter tears away. 

Dude I would refer you to anyone who is looking for a entertainer for a event. And I will be talking about your show to my friends, family and colleagues until the next time I see you. 

Til the next time Bro !!!!

 Sincerely,

Curt Tegeler

Executive Vice President

ScreenDreamer, LLC

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Dave,

   I recently saw you at the sons of Shennana(as you called it) in Old Bridge and I must say you were hysterical.. I have seen many comedians from Mitch Fatel to Robin Williams and I have to admit I have never laughed as hard for as long as I did that night.. First of all I find amazing you had 3 hours worth of material and made it seem so seamless.. Great Job!!...  Take care and can't wait to see you again soon..

John F. Emilio
VP of Operations
FK General Contractors Inc.
NJ

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Hey Dave.

I was at the 3/6 comedy performance in North Windham that you did for Network, Inc. I am the accountant here and we really appreciate you helping us make money for our client basic needs fund. This is the second time I've seen you (the first being in the amazing town of Moosup, CT) and I have to tell you that of all the comedy shows I've seen over the years, you definitely stand out and made me laugh the entire time for both shows. Life is too short to take yourself seriously and I so appreciate your humor. I know you're a busy guy so you don't have to reply but I just wanted to thank you again for being you :)

Marilyn Tilley

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Dave,

I saw you at a show in Philadelphia about three weeks ago. I must tell you that I am 77 years old and have seen many a comedian in my time, but without a doubt you are the funniest and greatest one that I have ever seen. You worked the crowd with the best of them. There's no one that even comes close to your performance and your ability. I am surly going to see you again when you come to neck of the woods. I am on your emailing list and am waiting for that event. I spoke to a lot of people who was at that party and they all agree with my feeling, and you did it with out saying the F word. They said that Jacky Gleason was the greatest  but that only means that they never saw you because you are the GREATEST. 

Thank you
 Lou Molino
Philadelphia, PA 19128

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Hi Dave:

I want to thank you very much for making our fundraiser a huge success!!   Your show was terrific - I have been getting incredible feedback from everyone I have talked to who was there.   It was a blast!!   We are hoping you will come back again and work with us - we know that the next show will sell out - just by the word of mouth from people who were there that night.

Just so you know....Otis is alive and well!!

Thanks again, Dave - look forward to having you
come back to Canaan!!

 

Wendy Eichman
Stadium System, Inc.

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Dave -

 My friend's daughter plays on the team and she invited me to the comedy fundraiser on Saturday night  in Whitman.  It was THE BEST comedy show I've seen.  And I never expected that long of a show. (over 3 hours!)  We had a great time.  Probably the best time I've had in our sleepy town since I moved there 15 years ago!! 

 I will be talking about the show for a long time.

Thanks for the great time.

 Teresa Fettig
MA

 

 

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Dave,

I was at the Clayton opera house show and thoroughly impressed and entertained. Even though your comment about you were getting info for your next show from our crowd was said in jest; I know there was much truth to it!!!! I really appreciate the length of the show was not proportionate to the size of the crowd--if anything I think you enjoyed our small crowd and the give and take back and forth within it. My wife and I were in the second row so we were close to your magic tricks---you are very good at that --the handkerchief to wine bottle trick was amazing!!!
Thanks so much for the great evening.

Paul Backus
NY

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Dave,

Just wanted to tell you how much we enjoyed the show you did last Thursday at Quinsigamond College for the Nursing students. What a GREAT night and so much fun. My daughter is a student there and so is her daughter . We laughed so hard that I lost my voice (my husband loved that). Your sense of humor is fantastic and we all had a ball...
 
My husband didn't want to go at first but then said he would have missed a great show and loved all of it. Thanks for a wonderful night. We all needed that seeing everyone's lives are so stressful right now.
Looking forward to seeing you again in this area..
 
Thanks again for making our night fabulous..Keep up the good work and how did you know about the shoes??????Loved it.
 
Thanks again.
 
Al & Carolyn Glancey
MA

 


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Dave,

My  Husband and I saw your show at the Kallet Civic Center in Oneida, NY. You were Awesome, we laughed through the whole show. You are an Amazing performer and we are looking forward to seeing your next show here in Oneida. Thanks for a wonderful time and an AMAZING show.

Elsie Granger
Oneida, NY

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Hi Dave.

The show Friday night was a huge success! Everyone from 20-70 years old thoroughly enjoyed themselves. I was a little worried about the content at first because it was a little different audience than the show at the Elks last fall, but as usual i was worried for no reason, I got so many calls the next day about how people needed a break from life and Friday night they got it. The man you were calling "Jebediah" had a real tough meeting with some town officials that day and he said it really helped him being there. thanks for a great show and we should do it again next year, we'll book the wagon room next year.

Sincerely,

Dave Harrington
Southington, CT Food Bank Fundraiser Event Organizer.

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Dear Dave,
 
     On behalf of myself, my husband & the Lunachicks Team family, I want to just know how much of a good time we all had with you this past Saturday night 2/28/09, at the Holiday Inn, Fishkill, at our Lunachicks Fundraiser night that you did for us.   You were AWESOME!  
We are a brand new organization, brand new name out there in softball, and this event was something that we needed to help us raise money for our girls for this upcoming softball season, and needless to say that everyone who attended our show, has never stopped talking about your show, and cannot wait for us to do this event again.  Our show because of you was a complete success, and we cannot thank you enough.  It was a big task for me to pull this fundraiser event together, and I truly needed to sit back and enjoy myself last Saturday night, and I have to tell you Dave you made this women a very happy women that night.  I never laughed so hard in my life. Your comedy is so true to life, with so much reality, but when your sitting there listening to you, all your life's troubles seem to disappear thanks to you.  You have to be the funniest comedian that I have ever seen, and I and all my family & friends that were at the show that evening cannot wait to come see you again in concert real soon.   I am still receiving phone calls & e-mails about how awesome you were Saturday night, and I am sure that for months to come I still will be. 
    I also want you to know that maybe next time I can set you up with some body piercings if you would like.  I had know idea that there would have been a body piercing convention going on in the other ballroom that same evening as ours. because,  "I didn't know" Really!
Great Job, can't wait to see you again, & again & again.
Till then.
 
Joy Bombace & George Bombace
Lunachicks Softball Team
Fundraiser Coordinator

 

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Hi Dave

Just saw your comedy show with my wife at Infinity Music Hall tonight, February 20th, in Norfolk, CT.  "You were mah-velous,"
as "Fernando Lamas" would say.  I don't remember when we've laughed so hard, and I watch and listen to comedy almost all of the time.  We were up in Norfolk at a bed and breakfast, heard about the theater, and thought we'd take in a show.  What else was there to do in boondockville?  My wife asked if I ever heard of you, and I said I hadn't.
Being that she's always complaining about how much comedy  I watch and listen to, she (and I) had low expectations.

I watch the stand-up comedians on Comedy Central, HBO Comedy, One-man comedy specials on HBO, and anyplace else I can catch it (with the exception of MTV, so I missed your appearances there). I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
I'm a subscriber to XM Radio, where I'm constantly switching between XM Comedy (now Raw Dog comedy), National Lampoon comedy, and even Blue Collar Comedy.  Again, I DIDN'T KNOW!!!  

But as we left the theater tonight my wife and  I had the same thought.  You see every year, for the past five years,
my wife and I give our three sons and there significant others (2 wives, one girlfriend) tickets to a Broadway show for their Hanukkah presents.  Let's get six tickets to your next comedy show in our area for this year's present to the kids.  As soon as we got back to the B & B, we looked up your schedule, and were shocked that you had been 4 miles from our house on January 23rd, in Port Jefferson, Long Island, NY!  I DIDN'T KNOW!!!    I hope you'll soon be at a venue close enough for them to get as much joy from your show as we did.

You really gave a fabulous show, and we thank you for letting us enjoy it so much.

Thanks again.

Dr. and Mrs. Barry Ortenberg
 


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Dave,

   We saw you at an event at the Friendly Sons in Old Bridge NJ on Sat Jan 24th.

Let me tell u I hadn't laughed that hard and for that long in I don't remember when.The way you were able to just go all nite, well we wont go there just now. Maybe on a Tuesday, you'll make your Petunia happy.
 
    Your act was the funniest thing to come to NJ in a long time. I hope you can make time to come down from Conn and see us again. Maybe at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick NJ, its a well known Comedy Showcase and you should really see about playing it sometime.I'll bring all the drunken Irish folk out to see you,lololol.
 
    Anyway we had a great time and would like to thank you for bring some much needed laughter to us all. They say laughing is a very healthy thing to do. Well Doctor Dave made us all well again.
 
thanks for a great nite of fun
Sally

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Dave I was at the Maple Grove in "VERMIN" last night and in all my 68 years I have not laughed that hard. I truly enjoyed the bit about the monopoly houses. In truth you were in Rockville (Vernon), Ct. and I really hope you make a return trip. Want to bring some of my friends that were not able to be there last night. A great comedian YOU are.

Thanks for a great evening of entertainment.
 
Sincerely:
Claudia Arnold
Vermin, CT!

 

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Dave,

 
I have to write and first of all say a BIG THANK-YOU for an outstanding evening of comedy. YOU were sooooo funny. Dean and I are still laughing, (he of course has been heard to say several times since-"I didn't know"...) and we laugh and laugh. You were incredible, perfect and the way you tied in parts of the evening were great.
 
You performed at Dean's company Christmas Banquet (Crimson Fire Equipment) near Stevens (you referred to it as Stevensville) PA. I know for a fact you will never forget the evening although I am sure you would like too....
 
I apologize for the poor behavior of a particular front row attendee...however Dean and I are positive you have more material to pull from now. Ladder trucks, aerials, platforms, etc... We have said it would be very funny to hear one of your shows in the future and listen to the material that you have created as a result of being in Stevens(ville) PA at the Crimson Fire Equipment Dinner. I am sure it will be funny.
 
Dean and I again wanted you to know that we really enjoyed your show and would love to see you again sometime. Good Luck and God Bless.
 
Dean and Margie


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Dave,

You did a show this past Saturday night at the Middlesex Elks, Middlesex NJ. The show was more then I ever expected. The audience just went nuts and everyone had a great time. I would definitely recommend you to anyone looking to do a comedy show. Thanks for a good night of fun and laughs.

Doug Buro
Middlesex Elks
House Committee Chairman

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Hey Dave,

We were the table next to the old people last night on your right.  The four of us never laughed so hard.  My face hurt from laughing so hard!  What a great show!  We would love to see you come to Patriot Place next to Gillette Stadium or the new comedy club in North Attleboro ( we live in Foxboro and North Attleboro, nothing like Dorchester) so that I can send my parents and get some girlfriends to see you.
I was at Twin Rivers last weekend to see Richard Lewis with my Mother,  His show was nothing next to yours!!  Too bad for the old people, God help me if I lose my sense of humor when I get old!!! 
Thank you for a great night, well worth the drive into Dorchester.

Sincerely,
Pam, BIll, Carol and Tony

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Hi Dave,

Thank you for a fantastic evening! You just performed at our Relay For Life fundraiser on Friday, April 25, and we all can't stop talking about what a great night it was and how FUNNY you are! We were looking for a way to try and "spice it up" a bit from years past, and did you ever!

I must admit, we were a little bit nervous as we didn't know what to expect, but as soon as you came out from behind the curtain, we knew you were going to be great. Don't take this the wrong way, but you are even funny to look at!

Everyone had a great time, and everyone could relate to your stories and jokes. What's better than that? At the end of the evening, I was chatting with so many people, and they were still smiling and saying how their faces and sides hurt from laughing so much. What a great night for a great cause.

We've already stared talking about next year, and we hope to be able to book you again. Best of luck to you, stay well, and hope to see one of your shows soon.

Best regards,

Nadine
The Relay For Life of Greater Norwood Massachusetts

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Dave,

Your show becomes an inferno when people realize you're not just standing there telling jokes, you're actually enjoying yourself,,,you have the gift!

Mark Voss
Volney, NY

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Hi Dave,

As the labeled "PTO Mom" in your audience last night, my husband and I and 100 people I've spoken to in the last 16 hours, think you are the absolutely funniest person we have ever seen. We were so worried, as were many people, that because it was a PTO sponsored fundraising event, that the evening was going to be kind of lame. IT SO WAS NOT!!!!!!

Everyone around me was crying, because we were laughing so hard. Many of us women looked like raccoons. Honestly, I would have worn waterproof mascara if I known it was going to run down my face all night. We didn't want your performance to end. It was probably one of the best and funniest nights out many of us have had in a long, long time. If laughter truly is the best medicine then you are the Surgeon General of Comedy!

Keep up the great work and hopefully we will get the chance to see you again in the neighborhood of lovely Wethersfield, CT!!!!!

Robin (the PTO lady) & Mike (the fruit guy) Bourassa Wethersfield, CT

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Hey there!
 
Last night was great, trying this for the first time we didnt know what we were getting ourselves into, but with the laughter and the applause we are sure we will be asking you back.  Your views on life and shopping were hilarious and you know to many it made perfect sense to where it seriously sounded like you were in everyone's heads.  Want to thank you again for coming to a place that doesnt exist and we will be seeing you in the future Im sure.
 
Linda Holmes
Volney Fire Corporation
Fulton NY

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Hi Dave,

WOW! Definitely hilarious and more than worth the money spent! I couldnít stop crying from laughing so hard. I didnít want to leave the room  or my seat for anything, even during your greatly appreciated extended show. When I decided to try this special events line-up at the resort again,  I couldnít have asked for a better first comedy act to promote! I only wish now that I had promoted even more. From the very start  to your take on the resort and the quaint town of Gettysburg, and finally your outrageously true funny take on LOVE, women, and men, I ached! I would definitely like to invite you back and Iím sure, by the sound of the noise in the room, my husbands own tears of laughter and all my guests rousing reviews, and the line waiting for T-shirts, youíll bring us more business next time, or anyone from your company.
 Itís no wonder youíre a rising star! Thanks for a great night.

Jennifer Jeffcoat
General Manager
Carroll Valley Resort, PA

Hi Dave! 

WOW!!!  Outstanding 4 Ĺ hour show last night at the Naugatuck Phoenix Stage Co.!!!!  Didnít know it was a sleep over!  4 Ĺ hours of non-stop gut wrenching laughter!  Iíll have laryngitis for the next 3 days, thank you very much!  When my husband returns tonight from snowmobile weekend, yes, Iím one of the 7 from the lesbian section; heíll be thrilled I canít talk!  Hereís the Ďsiteation,í my name is Dona and Iím a Dave Reilly addict.  Seen your show about a dozen times and last night was a record breaking performance!!!  Last night reminded me when my husband & I saw your show for the first time at the Elkís Club.  Remember the power went out?  You pulled it off in your usual style!  Since then, we have introduced everybody we know to you and get a kick out of watching them curl up in a fetal position writhing with laughter!!!  (Kind of sort of similar to the way I sleep in frozen animation 'in' my Bob Opedic)

 Thank you for a great evening!  Loved the Phoenix, felt like we were your living room!

See ya next time!
Dona Lucuk
Naugatuck, CT

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Hi Dave,
 
We went to your show last night at the Phoenix Stage Co. in Naugatuck!!
We took my in-laws, because you definitely have the time of show you bring your in-laws to, and I just have to tell you that this was the 6th time we have seen your show!!! Dave, this was the funniest show we have seen!! I don't know if it was that toxic Naugatuck air or if it was the fact that the show was 4 1/2 hours long but we could not stop laughing!! We laughed all the way home and laughed some more when we woke up!! Thank you for a GREAT time!!!
 
Phil Ercoli
Watertown Ct
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Hi Dave,

saw your show on sat nite in NJ. It was so funny...especially the "coach" what material!!!!

My face hurt from laughing so much. We saw the show last year and i was so surprised that there was so little overlap of material.

Kudos Lucy Bisbing-Korn

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Hey Dave,

 

We caught your show last night in Meriden, CT for the Lyman Hall Hockey fundraiser and my stomach is still hurting this morning from all the laughter.  My wife and I have gone to many comedy shows over the years from arenas to comedy clubs and weíve seen hundreds of comedians.  This morning, we both agreed that YOU were amongst the best weíve ever seen!  After an hour, most comedians have exhausted all their material and the audience has normally had enough.  Your show lasted well over 2 hours and we could have listened to you all night!  The folks we sat with had seen you 3 times and said that your material was new and fresh each and every showÖa feat not duplicated by the most seasoned of comedians.

 

Itís only a matter of time before you become a household name and are recognized amongst the best of the best.  George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Dave Reilly.  Be well, stay funny and we'll look forward to seeing you again!

 

Nick Yoia
Wallingford, CT

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Dave,

Found your show on www.funnyguytickets.com and saw you in Clayton, NY last weekend on our vaction.  OMG! I never seen a comedian live or on TV that made me laugh out loud for as long as you did.  2 and a half hours went by like it was 10 minutes.  I been asking my wife for a "treat" all week cuz of you.

Thanks for the best night out I ever had!

Trent and Terry Wilcomb
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Dave,

I saw your comedy show in Ansonia, CT. The best comic ever. I have seen a lot of comedians in The Comedy Store and have been to The last Comic Standing Shows. You are fantastic! Will try to see you again.

Ann Gurske
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Hi Dave,

Just got back from seeing your comedy show. You are one amazing, funny, funny guy! I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time. I would have paid 10 times what I did to see your show. My husband really enjoyed the show. I am a cancer survivor, so thank you so much for helping to raise money for such a great cause! I truly appreciate it. I hope I can see your show again sometime! Thanks again.

Theresa Marshall

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Dave,

Let me start off by saying my cheek still hurt from laughing my ass off at your show last night in "CAMEL" NY 5-14-2010. Lol. Hahahahahaha. 

I have to say you are the funniest person I have ever met I have seen a bunch of comedians but none where as funny as you.  My wife and I want to thank you for a great night!!

I have to say the "TREAT" was so good last night. Lol hahahahahaha :)

Daniel Romaniello
Southern Air Inc
Mgr. Heavy MX Materials

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Hi Dave,

My wife and I went to your show in Canaan Ct. At the Colonial Theater. Oh my God were you hilarious. My wife had tears running down her face and I couldn't stop laughing. That was a really good show. Even with that Drunk Guy staggering around. That in its self was funny. I hope you use that one in your upcoming shows. Hope to see you again...Keep up the great work!!

John Soldan

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Dear Dave,

My husband and I attended your show at the Crowís Nest in Johnsontown Saturday night.  You were absolutely hilarious!  Iím serious, we are professional kidders and live to laugh.  You actually had my cheekbones hurting from laughing so much.  My husband had to go take some pain meds for his headache from laughing so hard.  We have already highly recommended your show to many of our friends.  We hope you come back to Johnsontown sometime soon.  Weíll be there!

Donít change a thing!

Thanks for the laughs,

Vickie
PA

Hi Dave I saw your show last night and haven't laughed that much for that long ever!!! If you didn't get to most of your show material last night and just went with the flow then I need to see a regular show!!!! The best comedian that I have seen!!! I can't wait for you to be back in town so I can see you again!!! Thank you very much for an extremely entertaining evening with my family and friends!! My nephew was the "Vanilla Ice kid". Keep up the awesome awesome work!!!!!!!!!!
          Cheryl Drake
           Pembroke, MA.

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Dave,
       I saw your show last night to benefit the Whitman-Hanson-Pembroke girls hockey team. I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your show. I laughed so hard I cried. I couldn't believe that you could go on for 3 hours being just as funny at the end as through the whole thing. Thanks for making it a fun night out.
                                                  Mary Noonan
MA

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Dave,

 

      Your show on Sept. 26th in Clayton, NY was absolutely the best time I have ever had in my life. You were able to make everyone laugh, in every age group. And the way you brought people from the crowd into your act, and then re-acknowledged them later on for being such good sports, was absolutely fantastic. We are definitely looking forward to having you return next summer, and again, and again. All reviews were thumbs-up!!! t

Thanks again for being such an asset to our fundraiser!!!! I am telling everyone I know to bring you in for any event they are raising money for!!!

 

Donelle Thompson

L.A. Quarry spokesperson

Relay For Life

Fundraising Coordinator
New York

                                                                                                            

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Hey Dave,

 

Your show at Clayton last night was awesome-or should I call this place a) the place where your GPS died b) the place where there is no Italian food cause they ran out of sauce c) Claytonville d) the place that hasn't caught up to the rest of the world.

 

My husband and I were amazed at how long the show lasted.  We had been to other shows but in no way did they last as long as yours. The other thing we liked as well was we could put the world behind us for a few hours-no war (my husband is a retired soldier and we have lost many friends in the past few years), no economy issues and no Obama (we have seen enough of him!).  You talked about real life which made your show so great.

 

Also, love the shirt and got one at the end of the show.  Wearing it this morning-hopefully my 19 year old stepson won't think it is too true.  Would love to wear it at the school I teach at ....however don't think they would find the humor in it.  Oh well.

 

Take care and come back soon.  The husband says you should consider doing a show for our returning soldiers (they are coming back in small groups in the coming weeks).  They and their families could use a laugh after this tour.

 

Sincerely,

Sheila K. Callahan

 

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Hey Dave,

 

Thanks for coming to Clayton.. As you can see, it is a pretty isolated area. It is unique in the fact that we go from a population of 1500 people in the fall/winter to 25 -30,000 people in the summer months.  You started talking about Jebediah and the horse & buggy and the GPS not telling you anything else - yeah - my husband and I moved here 8 years ago and know the culture shock. The locales refer to the summer people as "cash cows" and I have heard the locales referred to as "huckleberries" by some of the summer people. Most are quite respectful though.

 

Anyway, my husband & I live in Alexandria Bay, 7 miles down river and we do have a couple of very nice hotels that bring comedy shows to the area. The Riveredge is one but if you were to do a benefit of some nature for a larger crowd, The Edgewood Resort is a good venue. Also, Kingston, Ontario is 30 minutes across the border from Clayton.

 

Keep up the good work. The 4 extra people that I told about the show are going to hear about what a terrific time they missed.

 

 

Jocelyn H. Merritt

Lic. R.. E. Associate Broker - GARLOCK REALTY

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Dave,

Awesome show last night in the booming town of Clayton.  Glad we went and we had a great time.  Going overtime was a surprise also!  You may want to see about going to Fort Drum NY.  It is a military post with a Division Plus of Soldiers who would love the show.  Who knows, maybe they would take you on a trip to a sandy and hot placeÖÖ

CW4(R) Kurt Callahan CSC, WTA- AVCATT SAF

Fort Drum, NY 13602

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Dave my wife and I truly enjoyed your  show. We thought you were great. That was our first comedy show and we hope you will come back again. I am sure after last night's  turn out you won't be disappointed next time either.

thanks again our sides still hurt from laughing so much.  

Terry and Brenda Bennett

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Dave,

 

You performed at the Baby Zachary fundraiser to benefit our son this past weekend. After all, how could you ever forget the greatness of a show in lovely "Inselin", NJ (just a small step up from The Venetian).

 

My wife and I just wanted to thank you for giving us exactly what we needed...a night of pure joy and laughter. Our son was born with a rare cancer in January and has been fighting for his life ever since. Laughter has been tough to come by lately.

 

When our friends said they wanted to organize a fundraiser for Zachary we only had one request...please make it fun. We didn't want everyone to get together just to mourn and talk about hospitals and disease. They clearly got it right the moment they contacted you.

 

Your show was hysterical. The smiles and laughter were nonstop. Everyone I spoke to said the same (well, except maybe my grandparents).

 

Thank you again for a much needed night of fun and enjoyment with our family and friends.

 

Best Wishes,

Bobby, Dana & Zachary Volkay

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Dave  

 

  We saw you for the second time at the Infinity Hall. First time was Waterbury Palace Theater. My wife could not stop laughing.  This time we took our kids, it was great to watch them laugh out of control. Cape of Cod, bathroom etiquette awesome. Great how you got SIDETRAKED all night with "CHEZWCK"  the lesbians  and "*** girl". She almost came thru after the show. I gotta get a bigger group and get to another Dave Reilly comedy show. Also it was heartwarming to watch you open up to us about your pre-show accident. 

 Mike "Noah "Marcelynas   

 WFD

 

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Dear Dave~

Thank you for an awesome show last night. Wow! over 2 and half hours of kick butt laughs and wit. You were spot on with follow ups to comments thrown out by the crowd and how you weaved them into the duration of the evening's comedy show made me and my friends feel as though we listening in on a real conversation!

Cheers to you!

Michael Kabelka
info@kabelkaphotos.com

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Hi Dave,
 
We have had the pleasure of enjoying your show recently at the Southington Elks lodge. I don't think there is anyone better than you.
There wasn't a time or moment when the people in the audience were not laughing. Our lodge members and their guests were absolutely in awe of the funny lines and actions you do so well. They were all saying how there jaws and sides ached from so much laughter. There was even one person that said it made her laugh just to look at you on your poster, before she even met you. You actually made a few of us a little nervous in the very beginning of your cigarette/fire act. But they LOVED it! They also loved the part about you knowing of the apple harvest and apple fritters.
 
We really appreciated that you continued your show an hour longer than contracted, it was Great! It showed that even you were having a great time with us! I thought it was awesome that so many were buying your T-shirts. Personally, I had to have two of your shirts.
 
This show was our second time for my husband Jeff and I, and we want to see your show anytime you are in the area. We are ready in a heartbeat to have you back at our lodge for another night of awesome entertainment. Thank you for all your fun. Jeff and some others are constantly saying  "shshshsh...............Listen.............."I didn't know"!!
 
Dave, your a funny guy! and you truly are one of a kind so we just love you!!! We wish you all the best for 2009!
 
Lisa Raymond
Southington Elks Lodge #1669

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Dave,

You are the BEST!!! I was at the Elks on Saturday 10/11/08, in Middlesex.  I took my Mom and Uncle - you were fantastic, in fact, beyond fantastic!  I have never ever laughed so hard - yes, my Mom said her neck was hurting from laughing so much and my Uncle had a stomach ache from laughing so much.  THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!  You were unbelievable, the pharmacist, the pill counter, grandma in the back and we cannot forget Dave "our Dave, our gay Dave"  this was all so perfect.  We were still talking about it and laughing about it today at work - you are precious and so very gifted.  You are absolutely the BEST comedian I have ever seen.  Thank you so much for one of the best evenings I've had in a very long time.

Rainelle 

 

Dave

  Just wanted to Thank you for a great time Sat night.  My husband and our friends were crying from laughter.  My checks hurt from grinning and laughing so much! 

  I have to say the best part about your act is your demeanor.  You just seem like you're having as much fun as your audience.  It seems more like your sharing your fun instead of putting on an act....that's such a special gift because even some of the most successful comedians lack that quality. 

  Years ago I saw you at a small bar in Torrington called The Eastside Cafe.  I remember you started the show by putting a cigarette out on your tongue. And I loved a bit you did at the end where you instructed an audience member to move your arms and legs...  Do you still do that sometimes? 

  It was a fabulous show and such a refreshing way for a mother of 2 to finally get the Hell out of the house!  I should have stopped by to thank you in person.  Next time I'll be sure to bring more friends and family.  I wish you all the happiness and continued success you deserve and look forward to the big news!!

 Crissy

 


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Dave,

Went to see you at the Palace in Waterbury on Saturday.  Great show!  The last half hour we couldn't laugh anymore because I was exhausted and our faces hurt from laughing so hard the first hour and a half! Would love to see you again and bring more friends.  Will keep your site on my "favorites" to see when you'll be close!.

 Again, thanks for allowing my husband and I to forget our problems for the night and just enjoy!  You were wonderful!

 All the best,

Donna and Stan from New Milford, Connecticut

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Hey Dave,
    My husband and I saw your show in Bridgeport on March 1st and I just wanted to say thank you so much for making my 5th anniversary one I will never forget.  I can honestly say that I have never laughed so hard in my life. I think I actually stopped breathing at one point.  I have told all of my friends and family about you and of course all of my PTA parents.  We are all putting our heads together to come up with a way to have you come visit us in Hamden.
  Your type of comedy is outstanding, you really hit the nail right on the head with so many everyday issues.  It kept my husband and I going back and forth talking about the show for days.  Everyone who saw my shirt from the show was in stitches, and agreed that it was quite appropriate for me.  Please donít ever stop performing the way you do.  You truly gifted and amazing.  Thank you again for giving me the laugh of a lifetime, I hope to be able to see you again soon and share your talent and humor with my friends and family.
Tammi B.
Hamden, CT


Hi Dave,
 
After Saturday night's performance, I told you these guys would be standing around laughing at your jokes and they are doing it right now as I e-mail this. 
I am being congratulated for booking you and getting all the credit on an excellent night out.  I laughed all the way home and we recapped the jokes this morning
for those who did not attend and the guys are still laughing.  It is amazing to me, a girl, that the guys you made fun of the most were the ones who had the best time. 
 I know we were kind of a dead crowd in the beginning but you hung in there and won everyone over with your comedy.  I know they are going to be begging me next year
to book comedy again.  Too bad for those who did not attend; we thought you were wonderful!!! 
 When you get your HBO special, we will be watching saying, "Hey, we know that guy."
 
Carol Welch
Teleflex Fluid Systems

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Dave,

You surpassed all my expectations!  I thought I had seen it all living in LA but you take the cake when it comes to real life funny comedy.  You did it without
crossing the line, lol.  But you sure came close a few times!!  That guy Terry in the front row will remember you for the rest of his life.  My wife actually spit her drink out when you were going off on him.  Thanks again for being you.  I will send everyone I know to see your show and I have a few more clients that may need your services.

"I didnt know" will be stuck in my head for the nest month!!

Nelson Manning
Executive Director
B-Roll Executive Planning
Los Angeles, CA

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Dave

 Excellent show tonight at the COMMUNITY CENTER in Wethersfield.  Your comedy is insightful, brilliant and
most importantly get wrenching funny.  I left the show with my sides hurting from laughing so much. 
Thanks for a great time.  Now itís time for me to go home to my double-wide.

 Bill Gilbert
Wethersfield, CT

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Dear Dave,

First I must say, "I didn't know" my night out would be the amazing comedy show that it was. I had no clue as to what was
 coming after seeing your outstanding funny magic beginning of the evening. The entire night was filled with wondrous laughter.
 Your views on life are so right on. "I didn't know" I would be so exhausted from laughing so much until the end of your performance;
you are fantastic. I am proud to know my husband did good, hiring you for our annual comedy dinner show. He was told afterwards,
that you are the best comedian ever to be at our function. One person ask him, "How the hell did you get Dave Reilly to come here,
I know him from TV" giggle..I'm sure your wondering the same thing.

I do not need to tell you to keep up the good work, you already know this. The mixture of being serious and extremely funny to close
the night is a step ahead of ALL others. A JOB WELL DONE. I'd like to be the little mouse in the corner when you tell your fellow
comedians where you worked last. WE had the best night of food, drink and comedy. It could not have been any better.
Good Luck to you!

Thank you for coming,

Mary & Walter Niedermeyer
Mayor of Slatington, Pa.

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Dear Dave,

After 2 difficult years of major changes in our organization, we booked you to entertain our staff. I must say, it was the best thing we could have done!
Your show lifted spirits and the next morning I received a thank you letter from one of our staff who thanked me profusely for arranging the show.

I spoke with several people who attend lots of comedy shows and to a person, the agreed that you were the best! I felt a little bad for Alan sitting in the
front row after PROMISING him that you really don't target audience members! Just a little bad though, as your banter with him was hilarious. I hope that
we can have you back again next year as I know, through word of mouth that we could easily double the size of the audience!

Thanks so much for an incredibly funny night,

David Nastasia
Harbor Schools
Newbury, MA

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Hi Dave,

On behalf of the Social Committee at J. F. Ahern Co., I just wanted to say thanks for putting on a great show. There's still
 people around the office talking about it. I think the women were the most amazed at how much he knows about them.
"now we know". We had a great time and would definitely go see one of his shows again if he comes to Wisconsin again.

Screw it, I think we'll have to come out to the East Coast because I don't think he's going to let you send him to Wisconsin again!

PS - Tell Dave to take his girlfriend up to Door County for some Cherry Pie (he'll understand)

Thanks Again!
Jay Kilburg
Project Coordinator
Industrial/Process Department
J. F. Ahern Co

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Dear Dave

What can I say... unbelievable!!   I saw your show once and laughed all week long! Nothing like I have ever seen
 in any comedy club or HBO special, truly original. I enjoyed it so much and was having a 40th B-day party for my
 husband, and who knew Dave would come!  If you guys on the site are reading these letters you probably saw his show,
if not...let me tell you first-hand if youíre having a B-day, Anniversary or any other event large or small, forget the
 casino nights forget the strippers if you want a memory of a life time call this guy!!!! They were unbelievable.
I had 52 guests and received 52 phone calls as I was recovering from an amazing night no lie this is true.
What a night!! thanks for the memories. In all honesty people, I have never seen anyone as funny as Dave Reilly.

 ps all my single friends want to go to "Disney land". Thanks for the memories Dave.

You guys were awesome!

Andrea Akner
Holtsville, NY

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Hey Dave

I drove down from Pennsylvania last night to catch your show at the Washington, DC Improv for Caron Foundation.  It was freakin' hilarious!
There was a crowd of people standing outside the theater for 20 minutes laughing - it was too funny to just go home! I had a
shitty day today but couldn't care less - my friends and I keep replaying one gag after another...

Can't wait to see you again - please add me to your email list for concert info. Thanks for a great evening.

Bill
Valley Forge, PA

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Dave,

What can I say?...AMAZING! That's what your show was at my fundraiser Friday night. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. We had some people back to my house
 after the show & we were up until 3AM talking about it & laughing some more. I've been getting phone calls & emails all weekend from people that attended the event
saying how much fun they had. Thank you for a spectacular evening! Good luck with all your future performances. I look forward to seeing another one of your shows soon.

Elisa Dillman
Laugh For A Cure
Breast Cancer Fundraiser
Franklin Square, NY

PS...Contrary to what you may believe, there are no trailer parks in Franklin Square! : )
 

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Dave

I went to see you at the Palace in Waterbury Ct.

I am still laughing as I write this. I did not know who you were
when i bought the tickets, but I checked out your website and
thought you must be great. I was so right. You were just so real,
so funny. I need to tell you that this past year for my family was
anything but laughter, my Dad died after a 4 and a half year
ordeal with cancer, my Father in law passed away 8 weeks ago
very very sudden. This has just been a bad year. We really
needed to laugh, laughter is the best medicine,. thank you
 so much . TO see my husband and mother-in-law,
laugh was a great site to see.

I swear I laughed so hard, you are you just great at what you do.
I seen Bill Cosby at the same place not a month ago and I laughed
 as hard with you, if not more. thank you.

I wish I could of stayed and met you but my husband had to leave
 show early to go to work. Next time, most definitely.

WE will come see you again, we will be on vacation when you come
 to Cujinos in July but will look at your schedule and take all our
 friends with us.

You are great! "I didn't know" will stay in my head for weeks.

Patty Griffin
Terryville CT
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Dave,

What can I say that hasn't already been said from all
the other emails below.  I can say that I visited your
website before attending your show last week because
I wanted to see what your show was all about.  I read all
the reviews and to be honest, I figured it was a marketing
ploy because I figured I would have heard of you if you
were as great as everyone says..... WELL, I was wrong.
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN I HAVE
EVER SEEN!!  I have seen hundreds of comedians
live and on TV and you blew them all away!
  I cant believe
I laughed non-stop for 3 hours!  You have a serious gift
and I know you are on your way to the top!!  You have
another new fan.

Harv Mendelson
NY (The fancy trailer park..lol)

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Hi Dave!!

I attended your show in Ford Cliff and what a great show it was.
I canít remember the last time that I have laughed so hard. And
I didnít stop laughing the whole show. Like your website says,
my face still hurt the next day from laughing. I called my
daughter in Newport News, VA the next day and told her if you
are ever in her area, be first in line for tickets, she wonít be sorry.
Your brand of humor is so true and what a gift you have!!!

I will continue to keep in mind what you said at the end of your
show. How true that is, we all just need to be reminded quite
 often.

Thank you again for a wonderful evening. Iíll be telling all
my friends and spreading the word about you. Canít wait to
catch another show!!!

Ginny Smith
Indiana, PA

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Dave,

I saw you last night at the Ford Cliff/Ford City PA benefit and
 join all the others in saying you were simply AWESOME. I've
never seen a funnier guy and your jokes all pertained to things
 most all of us can relate to in some way or another in our every
day lives - and that is what makes it so hilarious. I was in tears
from laughing several times throughout your performance and
don't remember when I ever laughed so hard. I intend to watch
closely your schedule and follow you around and bring
everyone I can to see you.

One of my favorite sayings is "You don't stop laughing because
 you grow old....you grow old because you stop laughing".
Thank you for providing that much-needed "medicine" for us
in our everyday hectic lives to take time to laugh at ourselves,
laugh at others and simply to "laugh". With so much horror in
the news any more, people like you who make it their life's
 mission to bring laughter and joy into peoples day is invaluable.
The 3-hour show was the best I've ever seen anywhere -
and good thing it was that long because anything shorter would
have been a tease. As it was, we still didn't want it to end.

Lastly, your "serious" comments at the end were so true and
we all need reminded of those simple facts to appreciate and
enjoy life for "today". Very well spoken.

Thanks for an unbelievable fun evening. I can't wait to see
 your next show

- Ruthann K.,
Lower Burrell, PA

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Dear Dave,

I don't usually do comedy shows, I'm a concert kinda girl...
but you rock!! I saw you at the Ford Cliff Firehall show. I am
now a huge fan!! You need your own HBO special. The way
you had the whole town laughing hysterically at themselves
was pure genius. Of course, it so easy...a Western PA
redneck town that mines mushrooms and makes toilets...
great material.

Keep Us Laughing!!

Corinne Miklos

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Dave,

I just got back from your show in Danbury and I'm still laughing.
 Your material, presentation, charisma, and stamina are amazing,
you're a true talent. I'm sure people routinely tell you that you
brightened up their day and I'm no exception. Actually my
brother Kris and his wife Cheryl, your sidekick tonight,
dragged me out against my wishes to see "some comedian".
You see, I had some serious personal problems today and
your amazing show made me forget for a few hours, but your
advice and wisdom in closing your show is what I'll remember
the most, truly words to live by.

For what its worth, my brother and I laughed the hardest at
the remote control with the dial joke, our grandfather had one
 of those and it really hit home, we both had tears in our eyes.
Thanks again Dave and hope to see you in the future, I'll be
spreading the word for sure.

-Rob Taylor
Danbury, CT

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Dave,

WOW!! I DIDN'T KNOW!! Thank you so much Dave
for putting on a great show last night at Summerfield
Clubhouse in Holtsville, NY. I knew from your website
that you would be good but seeing you in person just
 was the icing on the cake. You were so funny and
interesting to look at all at the same time. Your
facial expressions were hilarious! Your magic was
 mesmerizing! You picked out people in the audience
and just took whatever they said and went with the
flow - it was awesome. I would highly recommend
anyone to come and see you they will laugh their
a-s off for sure!!! I still don't know how you put
that fire ball in your mouth and could speak
 afterwards.

Thanks again for a great night and I can't wait
to see you again!

Barbara Lorenz
Holtsville, NY

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hey dave,

we seen your show for a second time at the Palace,
 Friday night. What a blast!!! we left again with our bellies
 & faces hurting from laughing so hard. Thanks again for
making real life so fun and for making the real life go away
for a while! You are definitely the BEST!

thanks again
Karen
Southington, CT


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Dave,

I saw your show for the first time last night in
Waterbury, Ct. You were hilairous. I didn't know how
funny you'd actually be. "I DIDN'T KNOW!" haha,
but you ended up making my cheeks hurt until the
very end. I couldn't believe the show lasted as long
as it did and I was still laughing even after the show!
Your humor is the perfect taste for my friends and I.
Thanks for the laughs.

Laura Scaviola
Prospect, CT

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Dave and Joe,

Your comedy show at Summerfield last night
was excellent!!!  I have gone to many
comedy clubs and enjoyed your show the
best. I have never seen my husband laugh so
hard or long!

As Summerfield's Social Committee Co Chair
I was extremely pleased to have a decent
crowd that thoroughly enjoyed themselves. 
Especially when Dave played on the issues
of living in a gated community. 

I am also the co chair of the community
newsletter. In October we will publish an
article and hopefully some pictures of your
show.  If you would like a copy of the
Summerfield Hometown News please email
your address to me.

Hope to see you again. 

Sincerely
Colleen Burkhardt



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Dave,

Saw you the Summerfiled clubhouse.   I have not had
such a good laugh in years.   You are truly original, 
a great mind, and a great talent.    

Please somehow tape your "bathroom" skit -  men and
women in the lavatory -  this is classic !!   

I am on the email list and hope to see in in
Long Island / Manhattan soon.

 All the best

Christine Sheehy


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Hey Dave,

You were absolutely amazing at Cugino's in July! My friend
Tami recommended you after she & her husband saw your
'act' at the Palace in Waterbury. I'm so glad she did as you
had me in tears! I felt like I had an abdominal workout when
I got home. You have this incredible talent of making people
 laugh ("I didn't know?"). What an amazing and fulfilling way
 to spend your life! Thanks so much for top shelf
entertainment. The next time you perform in Connecticut,
make sure you upgrade to the Bushnell, Oakdale Theater
 or Shubert as Cugino's decorations were a tad distracting
(LOL) !

Take care and keep the jokes coming :) YOUR THE BEST!

Kristin L. Apuzzo
Paralegal
Carrier Corporation

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Hi Dave.

Best comedy show I have ever seen.. I laughed so hard
 I had tears rolling down my face. You turn the "normal"
parts of life into "hilarous." Thanks for a great show.

Ann Marie
Watertown CT

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hi dave, my name is Andrew Vilardo, i'm 21 from Prospect. I
came to your show at the Palace Theater on the 18th of june.
I was in a bad car accident in October 03' and ended up
paralyzed in a wheelchair.  I was very impressed by your
show, i don't think i've laughed so hard in a long time.
unfortunately i could'nt stick around to meet you and get
an signature on a poster or something. but will definately
 make it appoint to see you next time your in the area.
 Thank you again for the great memory.

Andrew Vilardo

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Dave,

you were awesome last night. Paula and I laughed
for two hours straight. I donít know if you realized, but
 my wife  is seven months pregnant. She almost had the
baby last night, with all the laughing she was doing. Dude,
you were big time funny and incredibly professional. We
will be at every venue you play (within an hour and a half
radius) from here on in. We will spread the word to all of
our friends and family, brother.

Roberto


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Dave,

I must say that The Palace in Waterbury was the perfect
venue for your shtick tonight. Great hall and we had a ball.
 I'm so glad we ordered on-line and got seats just seven
rows back. This was my 3rd Reilly experience and it was
even better than I'd remembered. Your ability to make it real,
as well as hilarious is your strong suit. Although I haven't
thought about straddlin the mirror since I got home my wife
 mentioned that it was only last week since she was looking
at things from a different point of view. She was laughing like
 a nut-case when you mentioned it tonight. Yeah, not only do
 you have your shit together but you know just how to
spread it around...Thanks again for sharing your gift with
us.

 All the Best,

Kuppy and Crew aka.
Pissuparope Productions
Meriden CT.


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Well, well, well,

All I can say is that 2 days later people are still talking about
Lauren and Ryan's "jack-n-jill." They also bitched about sweating
the whole time too - but I think it was easy to forget how hot it was
 when you laugh straight for 2 1/2 hours! After reading your site my expectations were very high - and I talked you up the week's before
the event - and I cannot tell you how YOU MET AND EXCEEDED THESE EXPECTATIONS!

You were a smash hit. Members of the audience came up to me
 and said that for the 2 1/2 hours you performed there was not ONE
 lull - they laughed the ENTIRE time. Grown men were crying - it was
the best 2 1/2 hours I have spent in a very long time. The beginning
was different (which I think all in the audience were kind of struck as
 "I thought this was a comedy bit - not a magic show!") and soon
after we were "loving every minute of it!"

With all Lauren and I have been through over the past year - this
was by far the most fun we have had in a LONG, LONG time! The
show was sensational! You now have 70 more disciples! We could
 not have had a better comedian at ALL!

We also agree to live life in the present - I think we all have a
tendency to think about how life will be and not savor the life
we have today.

With thanks and gratitude,
Ryan J. Blair (a.k.a. "Mr. 5-head")
Product Manager
Latex International
Shelton, CT 06484

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Dave,

  I have to say that you are the funniest comedian I have ever
seen!  I cant believe you were able to perform for over 2 hours.
Most comedians start to lose their edge after 30 minutes but you
were just getting started.  I can honestly say that my face really
did hurt from laughing.  Its also refreshing to see that you were
able to entertain us by not being offensive.  I wish you the best of success with your comedy career.  Please put me on your email list
and keep me informed on your schedule.  Once again, thank you for
one of the best nights of my life.  Oh yeah... my husband is planning
a trip to "Disney" because of you!  LOL

Katy and Carl  Bergeron
"EBF" PA!

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Dave,

We saw you in Las Vegas last month at the marketing expo party
and I can honestly say you are the funniest comedian I have ever
seen.  I take in many shows because of my job...(LOVE my job..lol)
and I think you have captured a way to deliver stories that
everyone can relate to.  I was laughing so hard, I almost
literally wet my pants!  You are absolutely amazing and after
speaking with you in person after the show, I can see that you
truly love what you do.  Please sign me up on your mailing list
so I can take my mom and dad to see you too. 

Best of luck with your career, but you don't need it..!

Kathy Marshall
PR Rep
Vegas Vanities

PS.. If you are single, the blonde girl you picked on
is my cousin and thinks you are a doll!

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Dave,

I was at your show last night in Lodi NJ. (Police fundraiser
 for a local slain officer). I have to tell you that I am not easily
amused when I see comedy shows. I often find myself clapping
out of pity. This was NOT the case with you. I laughed my ass off!!
 We were talking about you at work today and everyone agreed....
that you were fantastic. The cops loved ya!!!! I don't usually write
 letters but man, you earned it......You may have climbed into the
#1 spot for comedians that I have seen....and I have seen alot.
Excellent work!!!! Maybe we can have you back next year....
I know that it would be our pleasure.

Detective Dave
Bergan County,  NJ
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Hi Dave,

We saw your show at the Butler Co. Community College last night.
We have never laughed so hard, for so long a time. My face hurt
 and tears rolled down our cheeks. I was the university graduate/job coach with Robert (fiance) next to me. We just thought you were
great and SOOOOO funny. Thanks for giving us in Butler something
 to do on a Saturday night. We were home before they rolled up the streets for the night. Stop by again and don't take the bridge over the city. Come on down.

Sincerely

Laura and Robert
Butler, PA


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Dave,

Do you realize I am still laughing?! I canít stop talking
about how funny your show was to everyone that will
 listen. And of course it doesnít sound as funny coming
 out of my mouth than it does yours. Itís so hard to
explain to people what kind of comedian you are. So
damn funny! Iím shaking my head just thinking about
your show.

I love how you use the crowd for jokesÖI saw you at
the Elks and was laughing myself at all the older folks
in the place. Whenever you started on them I couldnít
even breathe! Truly you are freaking hilarious.

Just as your website says, my face hurts from laughing!

You are AWESOME!!

THANK YOU! Keep making people laugh-itís truly a gift!

Still laughing,
Barbara Hatch
Boston, MA

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Dave was great!! He was so funny, people called me all
day long the day after, which is today. I'm sure they will be
calling for along time to come. People said they were
laughing to themselves all the way home and then telling
their families and then calling people to tell them . I wanted
more when he was through, as did everyone else.
 no one wanted to leave. I didn't have enough either, we will
be going to the Elks club on Sat. night to see him again.
Every time I tell someone, they invite themselves to come
 too... A bunch of my sisters want their husbands to see him
because they just couldn't explain how funny he was!!!
He is great!! I love him, can't get enough of him!!! He's so
much fun... Thanks so much!!

Always,

Donna Libman
Lynnfield, Massachusetts

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Dave,

Never expected to see even a decent comedian at
 "The Lobster Barn," but you were awesome. I've seen
many comedians and I can't think of a better show. Not
only were you awesome, but the length of the show was
 great too. Many times performances are too short, but
yours was just right. Your mixture of of humor was
 excellent and the faces are great. Can't wait to see a
 touring date schedule so I can go with more folks to
 see you again.

Great Job,

Rick Budney
Simsbury, CT

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Dave,

Just wanted to drop you a line and tell you that I laughed so
 hard I criedÖ My wife is the Program Director for Big Brotherís
 Big Sisters and was VERY pleased with the turnout and the
extra time you spent (she also cried laughing too, by the way).
I really tried to get my cheap co-workers to buy tickets, but
they didnít. I let them know what a great show they missed.

Let me know when you are coming back this way. Iíll be sure
to have the wheels on my trailer repaired for the road trip!

Mark Nuzzo
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Dave,

My sincere compliments to you on your show Saturday
evening. Your act exceeded my expectations. You'll have
my vote for a return next year.

Mea Scholl
Big Brothers Big Sisters Show in PA


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Dave,

Excellent performance at Kittanning country club on
Saturday. I have seen many comics live and on HBO and
Showtime yours was as good or better than any other.
Completely satisfied and kept laughing all night. You worked
 the crowd well and did not have a dead spot in your
entire show. Well done and I'd like to see you again
anytime your in the area.

John & Vicky Kirscht

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Mr. Reilly,

Thanks for coming to Kittanning (Kiiitttaaaaannnninnng) for
 the Big Brothers/Sisters fund raiser. I thought you were
very good!! The magic, the music, the laughs - it was all great.
 I couldn't believe how late it was when you were finished.
Time really does fly when you are having fun. We will
definitely look for you in the future. Thanks for reminded
 us to enjoy our lives RIGHT NOW! That is really an
 important message that somehow seems to get lost in the
day to day happenings of life.

Take care,

Glenda


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Hi Dave,

Hope you found your way out of the barn in
Kitttinnnannninnninnnn. Thanks for such a great show.
You are so very talented and we wish you the very best.

Mark and Monica Walter
PA


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Hi Dave...


We were at your comedy show at the Elks Lodge in
Park Ridge, NJ on January 8th. We want you to know that
we've been to numerous events of this type and you are
by far the funniest, most entertaining comedian we've seen.

Good luck to you.

Amy Pouletsos

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Hey Dave,

I saw you at Timberline, WV. You were great! Liked your
 schtick and style. Your use to the couple who had been dating
 for three years and the geologist family was great. My brother
is a geologist (and just bought property in WV) and I can't wait
to tell him about your lines. Most in the crowd were like us: folks
who live in the DC or Baltimore suburbs but have vacation
 homes in WV. But we enjoyed the WV jabs. Now I'm a fan or
yours and would pay to see you again.

Brian
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Hey Dave, What's up man ?

I was at a show/party for Scan-optics in Manchester ,
 Remember MANCHESTER ? How could you forget ?
I didn't know ???????????

Anyhow I had a great time , you were "great" Love to see
you again sometime and Maria too ! Yea, Yea, Maria...........
you Know........

Happy New Year !

Michael Swift
Pratt & Whitney
Materials & Process Engineering

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Hey Dave

 I just wanted to thank you so much for making our party,
Sat. night, the talk of the town. My phone has been ringing
 off the wall with guest telling me what an awsome time they
 had...but the first thing everyone is saying is how
 outstanding you were. They are all asking me for your
 Email address. Even the most harsh critics of the group said
that you are by far the best comedian they have ever seen.
 I really love the way you feel out the audience & work
them into your act - that really makes the night feel so much
more personal. This was the 4th time I have seen you and
each time I laugh so hard my stomach hurts for days. You
are truly an amazing entertainer. I hope that you really do
read all of these Emails as you said because you really do
deserve all of the praise that you get in them. I just wish
you did'nt have to run off so soon ( at 2am ) we could have
 partied the rest of the night away. Anyway, Keep the
Emails of your where-abouts coming - we will be seeing
you again - definately. Good Luck with your ventures &
 what life brings your way.

Thank You Again
Carrie (Barbie)


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Dave-

Thanks for braving the wilds of Northampton at last Saturday's
party. You - and your new best friend, Elodie - were the perfect combination to get this season out of the winter doldrums. Your enthusiasm and professionalism (a lot of of "ism's" there...

Sorry) to overcome the night's slow start is a testament of
how talented you truly are. Again, many thanks for making it fun
night for all my friends.

Best, John
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Hey Dave

Just wanted to drop a line and say THANK YOU VERY MUCH
 for the excellent time we had at the fundraiser the night of
Nov 12th. Not too
often that I would travel farther than 5 miles
 for a fundraiser (I would just tell them they were logistically
screwed) let alone a political one. I however was pleasantly
suprised with the killer routine you presented. When you came
 out staring at all I said oh bother not another wanna be, but you dispelled that notion extremely quick. Your patiance putting up
with Shiela, the fun you had with her husband, and the
enlightening conversation you had with their son on the phone
was well worth the travel. The lesbians loved the attention,
 Joe Bob and Billy Bob and their Sister/Mother/Grandmother
even looked like they had awakened from the dead and enjoyed themselves. While it may have appeared some of us at Franks
 table were not having fun, we were just totally dumbstruck
(especially me!) I dont think I even blinked once during your
act.

Anyhow, thanks for the great time, and I deffinately look
 forward to seeing you again very soon. Have a nice holiday
Dave! Im off to do Florida :)

Bill Florenzano
Waste Haven, CT


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HI DAVE-

DURING THE SUMMER I GOT INVITED TO COME SEE
 YOU. YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT MY FACE HURTING!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WERE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD. HOW DO YOU
 KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE? I'M HOPING TO SEE YOU ON THANKSGIVING EVE. KEEP US LAUGHING, YOUR THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSE FORTIN

 

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Hi Dave,

We haven't laughed this much & this hard in a long time.
What a great gift you have!! I'm so glad you changed your
path in life so more people get to enjoy this wonderful talent
of yours... especially here in Oxford!! Thanks for sharing this
gift with us. Last year we got to see Father Sarducci(& he was
 great) but had to leave right after & missed your part of the
 show. I'm so glad you came back here! We're hoping to make
your next show & bring some friends & family. (So glad to see
we can order your T-shirts on line also).

It really meant a lot to hear what you had to say @ the end
of your show also...To enjoy life as it is in the present... And
 also that "you" were able to recognize your talent in life &
go with something you really love to do. There are so many
people out there afraid to take that risk or who don't recognize
 the talent they have.

Thanks again Dave for all you do...The stress is gone & the
problems are forgotten...Life is good...

Spike & Debbie

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Dave:

We caught your act at the Colonial Tavern last night. My wife set me up as the big guy down front. Your show gave me a headache from laughing all day Saturday. No amount of Tylenol would help.

You are histarlical! You have a f***ing great routine. I would have have stayed there all night listening to you if not for the snow (in November)!

When you talked to my 12 year-old son on the phone, that was hilarious. He had some clue because you did it to our friends last year, but took him by surprise. It will give him something to talk about in school.

Friends of ours (from New York and the railroad) called us the next day to warn us that they are going to bring tables of friends for next year's show, so start preparing some new material.

Oh yeah, even the republican pencil d*** accountant couldn't stop laughing. You remember, the one with lead in his pencil. That alone was worth the price of admission. We have a new nickname for him for years to come (Stubby No. 2) or at least to next year's show!

Once again, let me tell you that you have a fantastic knack for comedy
and you are a great comedian..

Best of luck and continued success,

Brian K.
PS Remember Oxford when you make it big!!!
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Dave,

I just wanted to thank you again for one of the most enjoyable evenings of live comedy that I have ever had. Your show was just the tonic that I needed after the dissapointing election news earlier in the day. And I was delighted and suprised to discover that you are as personable off-stage as you are a hilarious comedian on-stage. I spoke with Todd (the club owner) and told him how much I enjoyed the show as well. You have a great show, great material, great material and a great time had by everyone who was fortunate enough to come to After Hours last evening.

I wish you all the best with the TV deal and safe travels wherever you may go.

Thanks again.

Doug Van Gundy
Elkins, West Virginia

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Hi Dave,
Here's my opinion (in the form of a poem) of anyone
 who has any reservations about hiring you for their
 function......

So you think you've seen all the great comedians,
but how could you possibly know?  
Unless you've hired Dave and Joey
to put on their 'Comedy show'.                                                                   

Oh! you can read  all their reviews,
and research them all on the net. 
They all say they will sell out your show,
and they are the best you could ever get!        

You start to listen to all the comedians
you can find on radio & TV.
Because you want a successful function, 
So Please! just listen to me.

Because our Lodge was raising funds,
I did all  named above  & more.
How could I have known the success we'd have,
until Dave Reilly walked through our door?

The show was over a week ago, 
and I'm still hearing positive things. 
Everyone talks about their sides still hurting, 
and truth to light he brings.                                                                        

He focuses on reality,
what happens to us each day.
Though we may not be amused at the time.
He sees the humor, and tells it that way.

So your audience will be captivated,
until the end of this awesome show,
They won't even go to the restroom,
even though they really have to go.....

 Dawn Stender
The Manchester Elk Lodge #1893
Manchester, CT
Ladyelk1893@charter.net

 

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Hey Dave,
 
Your comedy show last night at the Manchester Elks Lodge was hilarious. You commented on how you rarely have an audience like us, but you have no idea how 'perfect' it was when you went after the 'hecklers'. You just have to know them, but you 'know' they will not live that down for months. I'll make sure of it. I'm already trying to get a group together for your thanksgiving show... I have never laughed that hard before. We'll need to book
 you again next year... After you do the Wendy's drive thru.
 
 ~Phil

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Dave,
I just saw your show in Elkins... the bad news is, after all the things you said about Parsons you're going to have to stay here! You were very funny. All the best, The man in the white hat

John Gallagher
Elkins, West Virginia

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hi dave.
 
saw your show for a second time last night.  this time
 at the manchester elk's club 9/26/04.  we brought a bunch
of newbies with us and they all fell in love.  the
contestants on last comic standing can be thankful that
you are not in the competition.  not only are you funny,
but you are oh so intelligent.  i couldn't wait to see how
you were going to handle the hecklers.  not only did you
 put them in their place, but you also had them
EVENTUALLY laughing about it.  now you and i both
know perfectly well that comedy IS real.  :)  but the large
 breasted woman and her groupees seemed well deserving
of your digs. 
 
i was only disappointed that they took away from your act. 
the one thing we saw last spring in west hartford that we
missed this time around was the improv.  will you ever forget
when that older woman got on stage and grabbed your crotch
from behind?  now THAT was funny and goes to show, once
 again, that comedy IS real.  :)
 
well, once again, i loved your show.  i think you are adorable. 
i would like to make it to wallingford before thanksgiving. 
 i hope you send out a reminder with the details.  and above
 all, i want to thank you for your message.  it is a sad life that
goes on living, not loving what they do. 
 
take care.  be good.
 
cara christensen
coventry, ct

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Dave
       I just came from your comedy show in Wallingford once
again you were a hit. I saw your last  comedy show in
Wallingford  back in February and I was a little nervous
that this time the show would not be as funny, I brought
8 new people to see this show telling them all this is the
 funniest show you will ever see. Every one of them had
 a great time and our ages at our table ranged from 36 to
65 not easy to come up with a show that would be able
to make all ages laugh that long. I didn't even realize the
 show ran over 3 1/2 hrs long. All 5 comedians were great.
Mark Brennan the MC who I use to play softball with really
improved his act since the last show. Not easy to
 do stand up.  Hope every thing works out with you
and CBS, looking forward to seeing you on TV and telling
people I new him when he did his act in Wallingford CT
 Once again thanks for a great night out 

  Pep from Wallingford


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WOW  a great show Thanks for the laughter thanks for
 the the soar face. 
 It made our night.
 
Thanks  
  
Michelle & George Darrell

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Hello Dave
 
I just saw you last night at the Elks (I was the guy with the
 funky shirt you had fun with). I haven't laughed that hard
in a very long time ( I think my wife literally pissed her pants).
 And all my friends that were at that table were floored by your
act, If you didn't noticed that is all we like to do is have fun.
We all have very high stressed jobs so your comments at the
end really hit home. I am going to get on your mailing list so
I can get some of my employees out to see you.
 
Sincerely 
Bruce Major   

 

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Hi dave,

we loved the show excellent job. we will come to see you
again.

  thank you.

Guy Gallant
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Dave,

Just wanted to drop you a line again tell you what an awesome
 show you put on Sat. nite at the Manchester Elks club I cant
tell when I laughed that hard and continuous ever.

Thanks for that. You guy's are no questions asked FIRST CLASS performers!!!Look forward to no doubt catching your show again.

Mike & Lisa Sisson
Manchester, CT.

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Hey Dave,
      Just wanted to know your show Sat. night  was AWSOME!!
 I saw you two years ago and laughed my ass off and did the
same last night. What makes everything good to the people you
 joke with  is the fact you have your serious moment
( a very short moment) at the end of the show. Well I have to go
set up my doublewide trailer here in Manchester to get ready
for bed. Thanks again for a great show.
 
  Eric Johnson

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Hi Dave
    I went to see your show last week at Monticello in Meridan. 
 I had no idea who you were or what I was in for....in fact I was
very reluctant
to even go.....but my family dragged me out to have some fun....
reminding me that I have been working too much. 
 It was my only night off and the last thing I wanted to do
 was go to a show to watch people try to be funny!
I was wrong.....I was very impressed with your style of comedy. 
 I found myself identifying with many of the things you talked about....
I guess it helps to laugh at yourself and it reminded me to stop taking
life too seriously!!!   Thank you for that!!  I really did enjoy the show
and was happy I spent my night off in your audience.....!  But most
of all...
what you said at the end of your show....touched my heart.....for life
has been
pretty challanging these days......and your words hit home....
I left not only with my sides hurting from laughing so much....but
those words
pulled at my heart strings...!!!  I just wanted you to know that!!!   
 I wish you much happiness and success in your career!! 

Anne

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Hi Dave,

Saw your show at the Indian Hill Country Club in Newington, CT on Friday
Aug. 20th. 
You are truly AWESOME!!
  They should call you the KING OF COMEDY! 
But that would'nt describe you because your much more than that. 
You are absolutely an amazing and genuine entertainer!!  I was impressed
with how
you looked so comfortable and confident up on stage and the laughter
never stopped. 
My throat hurt from laughing so much.  I have been telling everyone
about you!!  
You offer something that not many entertainers can, medicine for the soul.

Thank you Dave!
  I will be at your show on Sept. 18th in West Hartford,
CT and I will be bringing everyone from CT.  Safe Traveling!!
See ya soon.
A fan for life...........Bev  :)~  

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Dave,

Just wanted to let you know that my roommate and I loved
your comedy show here at Wittenberg University. You rock,
and are so hilarious! Thanks for so many great laughs!

Stacey and Rachel

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Dear Dave,
 
I had the pleasure of seeing your act at the Manchester
 ELKS last night. I must say I haven't had that much fun
in a long time. Must be somewhere along the line I had
 forgotten how. Thanks for bringing me back for one night.

S Grady

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Dave,

My wife and I saw your show Saturday night at the ELKS in
Manchester,CT and it was GREAT!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember
when I have laughed so much.

Keep up the good work and I look forward to catching your
show again next time your in the area.

Greg D

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Dave:

Awesome show on 9/18/04 in West Hartford!!
 (Ok, it's not the Venetian in Vegas, but...) My brothers and I
(we were part of the minority younger crowd) went, not knowing
 what was in store for us. We laughed so hard that one of my
brothers got hiccups, the other's chest muscles hurt, and next
day my neck and face felt funny!!

You have a unique perspecive on things and remind us of
sh*t that's funny. Yup, everytime I went to a public bathroom
for a couple of days, I started snickering at what you said
 about male bathroom etiquette.

I'll definitely be back for more laughs sometime...now I can
really say "Been there, done that, and (literally) bought the
 T-shirt."

Regards and much success to you,

Dave S.

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Dave,

Hey. I saw you're act this weekend at the convention in Nashua,
NH, and I just wanted to say that you were amazing. My friends
and I haven't ever laughed that hard before.  My mom had been
telling me about you for years, but at the time she saw you she
said I wasn't old enough to see you, I'm very happy 17 is finally
old enough! I was so excited about your show that I went to your
website looking for tour dates of when you'd be in the area so that
 I could make a trip with a bunch of people to come see you perform
again. I'd love if you could get back to me with places you'll be,
I'm happy to have become one of the many who praise the great
comedian Dave Reilly. Thanks so much for an amazing show and I
 hope to see you again soon.
Sincerely,
     Karra

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hi dave,

i just wanted to email you and tell you what a fantastic show
you put on!! Your whole act was so funny i am so impressed
 with your material.

one of my friends is trying to break into the stand up business
he is doing a show with jim gaffigan on friday which he is kinda
nervous about so i really respect what you are doing. well i just
wanted to say that i thought you were so funny tonight.

helen scott

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Dave-

Thanks for coming to Wittenberg University. I am writing
 this email for the sheer purpose you said no one ever
emails
 you when you ask them too.

It is my first year working here, not a student, nor am
 I greek,  but it was fun to see a comedian on a
college campus that was funny yet able to be serious
at the end and pull it off.
The University that I graduated from made Comedians sign
 a PG and/or PG-13 rider, needless to say we usually got
the tamed down humor, it was refreshing to see someone
so comfortable in their own skin and not having to hold back.

The girl, Ashley, whom you profusely picked on through out
 the show, licked her toes, kissed her, etc., is one of my
 residents. She was freaked out--- made me laugh though,
 I think she tends to take herself to seriously sometimes,
 so it was nice to see her relax.

The bathroom sketch was great, amazing how well you
can pin women... And the true excitement that you conveyed
when you released yourself from the straight jacket in
 1:23 or 1:21 whichever way you want to look at it, was
just as entertaining as watching you get yourself out.

Thank you for a great night- good luck with your tour
 and in life.

Sincerely,

Melissa Jenson


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Hey Dave!

I was @ your 9/18/04 show at the "beautiful" W. Hartford
Town Hall and just wanted to say, "WOW!  I never knew
condoms stretched that much!!!"  Awesome show.  I'm telling
everyone about the Thankgiving eve show!  Thanks for the
ab workout.

Leigh J. Parisi
MeetingPlace System Manager
Aetna Meet Me Conferencing

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Dave

 
I am sending you this note to let you know that I thought your
 show was fantastic.  The last comedy show I saw was
15 years ago at the Improv in California.  I wasn't impressed. 
 I only went to your show because it was a friend's brithday. 
 We laughed so much that we never realized that you had
 been on stage for almost three hours.  Thanks for changing
my mind about comedy acts.  I've already gotten a group
together for a girl's night out and we will be coming to your
 September 24, 2004 show in Cheshire, CT.  You better
 make em laugh or I will have to refund their money.
 
Sally
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Hello Dave -
 
just dropping you a line about your show last night in
 Wallingford.  I haven't been to a stand up show in years but,
 I have to say you are one of the most talented stand-ups
I have ever seen.  You had great original material.  I enjoyed
the lesbians!!!!  I was crying!!!  Your ability to stand up and
perform for three hours is unheard of.  During those
 three hours
 there was no pause in your material and time flew by. 
 I appreciate your sense of humor and would love to
purchase
 a CD if you have one on the website!!!
 
    All in all, you are extremely good at what you do, keep
 up the good work.  Look forward to seeing you on TV soon!!!!
 
 Jenna

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Hey Dave,

   We saw your show Saturday night and I never laughed
so much. I keep telling all my friends how funny you were.
We are getting a bunch of people together to see your
next show in Cheshire. Thanks for all the laughs,
                                          Elliot Miller

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Last night was awsome! As always such a wonderful time,,,
tho you did kinda loose it on the "lesbian thing" that was fun
 to watch you straight face!

I went with my Hubby who basically has "no sence of humor"
 and he actually laughed!

Keep up the good work, the whole team was wonderful!

Lizz T from terryville

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Hi Dave,
So nice to have had the chance to catch your performance,
and to have met you briefly, last night; as I said, you are one
talented guy!
You are excellent with improv, and I know that is a skill
that not all comediennes possess. Your skit with the 'lesbian'
could not have been funnier, and I loved the schtick about
 Bob driving around 'the yard'....just too funny!!
 
Thanks again for the tickets...really appreciate and enjoyed it
....and, look forward to seeing you in Sept!!
Mary Jones
The Mary Jones Radio Show

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Dave,

Last night was the second time we saw your
 performance, and we couldn't stop laughing!!!
 If the lesbians were not part of the act,
you handled it beautifully!!! We brought 7
 friends with us and they enjoyed the show...
laughed all night!!! We all had to go back
 to the double-wide and put on clean
underwear and fresh bowling shirts!!!

 
We'll be back!!!
 
Ken Innocenzi
1666 Middletown Ave.
Northford, CT 06472

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Dave,

I was at your show last night in Wallyworld and had a great
 time, the lesbian act was too funny...... looking forward to
seeing you again in November.

Good Luck and thanks for laughs!

Jeff

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hi dave,
 I was at your show on Saturday night at the Monticello
 in Meriden, CT. I havent laughed that hard in a very long
 time! We'll be coming to see you again when your back in
CT for sure. I really liked what you had to say about life and
enjoying each day cause you never know what tommorow
 brings. I know you wanted people to give you feedback about
the show so I hope that they did!! You and the other guys
 as well, deserve to be told how great you were!
Have a great time in Vegas!!!!
-Anna

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Dave,

saw you on 8/27 in Newington. I think your the best, i haven't
seen anyone as funny as you in long time. You are deffinately
gonna be a huge success. I've already spread the word to lots
of people. Love the skip with the women standing behind you.
Even if you had ended the show an hour earlier you gave us
alot for the money. Thanks for brightening my day.

Lynn

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Greetings Dave, 

Sorry it took so long to thank you for the tremendous gig you
treated us to in Nashua. What a show! You made me forget
about myself and laugh from my belly.  How wonderful to
watch you do what youíre obviously born to do, make money
at it and bring happiness to so many people. And kudos, for
 bringing your brethren out on the road with you; itís a long
time since Saturday Night. God must have worked extra hard
 on bringing you to the planet. 

I particularly felt your closing: ďLive in the moment Ėthatís
why itís called the present.Ē Laughter heals a multitude of
sorrows; at least it does for me. I was so drained when I
 walked out of the show. The air smelled a little sweeter
and the moon a little brighter. 

Be careful out there Ėthe road has a way of taking out
 some of the best of us.  But you know, ďin the final analysis,
 my brother, a manís not going to be remembered by the vast
 things heís accomplished in his life; rather his greatest
 achievement is the recollection of how he lived his life on a
daily basis. Most of all be kind to yourself ĖGodís watching. 

I pray for your continued success, good fortune.

 Peace and blessings.

Dawn A.
Nashua, NH

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Dave,
 

You performed as the entertainment at a professional conference
I attended this week and it was a privilege to catch your comedy
act. I laughed so hard I almost wet the carpet. I haven't heard
such a raw, insightful and right-on assessment of male/female
 distinctions since Lenny Bruce, and I think you may have even
surpassed him. I also loved your brief philosophical admonition
on the past, present and future. The conference attendees were,
for the most part, a pretty conservative group of people, so it was
all the more amazing that they booked you, but I am so glad they
 did. My zip code is *****, and I would be honored to receive
notice of your future area bookings.

Vicky Townsend
Monterey, California

 

 

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Dave, 

The Rotary club and Plant City, Florida loved you last night. 
 i hope you will come back.  You did great!  You had to come
 out there and try to break through that brick wall and you did.
we loved you.
 
Jimmy and Annie
Florida

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Dave,
Thank you for letting my group of 11 attend your fantastic show.
 Once again it was terrific. I have another group that would like to
come see you in August, please make sure I get the details.
Congratulations on your TV contract... And for making our lives
 and problems disappear for a few hours and replacing them with
laughter- side splitting- gut wrenching fun

Theresa

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Hi,

I just wanted to say that Dave Reilly is so funny. I have never in my
entire life laughed as hard as I have at his shows. I can't wait until
he comes around the CT area again in August. If you haven't been
 to a show you must go it will be one of the funniest shows you
will ever see.

I also must say that Desi the other comedian that I have seen Dave
with was also hysterical. If you get the opportunity to see them on
the same night be prepared to be in pain from laughing! Keep up
the wonderful work...

Cara
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Hi Dave!    

 Just wanted  to let you know last night my girlfriends
saw you at memories and we had a blast!!! We were at the
 Elks club around the corner for another friends 40th birthday
party and it got over at 10:30 so the 3 of us decided to go
 to memories because we don't go out often because of  kids
and stuff and we thought there would be a band never expecting
your show. We had the best time ever.I haven't laughed like
that in I don't know how long. My cheeks were killing me.
When we left thats all we talked about on the way home and
of course that last act with the condom on your head!!!!!!!!!!! 
 I thought I was going to pee in my Pants!!!! Just thought you
would like to know  what a great time we had and we will
definitely come again.          

Bye Joanne    

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dave,

 
i saw your comedy show for the first time last night in west hartford. 
when i left i felt like someone had beat the crap out of me because 
i laughed so hard.  thank you.  i haven't laughed liked that in so long
that i forgot how good it felt.  i woke up this morning still chuckling
to myself about things you said and did.  you probably couldn't have
 picked a better individual in the audience to help you with the
improv.  :)
 
anyway... i thought you were adorable and i wish you the best with
 whatever is in the works with cbs.  it is obvious that you love what
you do.  thank you for being so good at it and sharing with others.
 
you are adorable!!
 
cara christensen
coventry, connecticut


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Dave,
Just saw your comedy show for the second time, and for the
second time I had a headache from lack of oxygen from laughing
 sooooooooooooo hard.  Thank you.

  
Kimberly Therrien

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Hi Dave,
 
My husband and I just wanted to share a little story with you. 
We were at your Naugatuck show on the 19th.  I was 36 weeks,
 5 days pregnant.  The show was fantastic!  At 5:00 the following
 morning, my water broke!!!!!  Our son arrived at 10:12 am
Saturday the 20th.  I think it was all the laughing from the night
before!   It is definitely making this birth quite a story for
friends and family.
 
We are still laughing a week later! 
Lisa and Mark Swanson

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Dave,

Thank you for the best comedy entertainment last night in
 Monterey California. Everyone at our table laughed non-stop
 until our cheeks hurt. (Just as your web site predicts). Good
luck on your career and I am recommending you to all of my
friends and family.

Jennifer Barela
California

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Dave,

 
Last night's show was one of the funniest comedy shows we
have ever been to.  My husband and I haven't laughed like that in
a long time.  We sat with six other people, but I only wish we had
 brought more people with us so they could experience the fun!!! 
We look forward to being able to attend one of your shows in
the very near future.  You are all we have been talking and laughing
 about all day!  We didn't want the evening to end, and when we
 woke up this morning neither of us had any voice from laughing
 so hard.
 
I especially could relate to the ladies' room antics.  I think I have
 probably experienced most (not all) of those things at one time in
 my life.  By the way, how do you know so much about the lady
"stuff"?????  Also the audience participation was hilarious.  I
laughed more at you trying not to laugh during the improv.  It was
also nice to be up close and personal-it's probably the only time
I have ever been able to have "front row seats".
 
I know Naugatuck is a little town, but we have big hearts and
good intentions.  You are a true entertainer with so much talent
to share.  Thank you so much for sharing with us and  being a
part of our little town for one night.  Who knew last night would
have been so much fun - " I DIDN'T KNOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
 
Gail & Pete Calandro
Naugatuck, CT

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Dave,
 

OH MY GOD!!!
We just got home here to our little trailer and I wanted
to write you and tell you how INCREDIBLE you were!!
We laughed all the way home in the car rehashing your
 routines. My husband and I are still laughing, my whole
body hurts. You are THE FUNNIEST comedian I have
EVER seen. EVERYTHING you talked about was right on
- especially the ladies room stuff!
Grad Night is a great thing that the parents do for the
 NHS graduates, so glad you and the guys came out to
our little town - what happened? Did you think the agent
said Nantucket?????? Well, glad you found your class
ring.......we will be seeing you again! Continued success,
you deserve everything that will happen to you......now
what did she mean by that......???
 
Diane Gruner
Naugatuck, CT.

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Hi Dave!

 
My husband and I and our good friends went to see your show
 last night for the 1st time!  WOW...an evening to remember! 
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!  Just when I thought 
I couldn't take any more, with tears streaming down my achin' face, 
you kicked it up a notch, sides already splitting, lost almost total
control of myself - next time, when you excuse everyone for a 
bathroom brake, I'll think more seriously about it!  As soon as
 we got home, I popped a Tylenol, expecting a huge 'hangover'
today from all the laughter!  I'm still a lil 'horse.'       
 
You are truly gifted! Excellent combination of talent that is unique and entertaining.  Bravo!!!!! 
 
I'm proud and glad that you're a prodigy of New England, which I hope means you'll be coming back 'round these parts again real
soon! 
 
Good luck to you - wish you much success!!! 
Thanks again,
Dona Lucuk
Naugatuck, CT

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Dave,

Laughed harder this time than the last time we saw you in
smelly Blandon...You haven't even left town yet and we can't
wait for your return...and it's not like "we don't get out much"
...have been around the block a few times and nothing
comes close...There isn't another sole on earth who can
 come on stage...prance around for ten or fifteen minutes
 (not saying a word) and be hysterical...Thank You...Love Ya
 

Jerry & Elaine
Fleetwood, PA

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Dave ~  I just got home from your show in Blandon, PA!  You were
 great.  I was saying to my husband on the way home that it felt
great to laugh so much.  All week we complain about work and get
caught up in the rat race that sometimes we forget to enjoy life. 
After reading some of your other emails, it seems as though other
people feel the same way, so thank you.  I was at the table with the "uncomfortable  mom" and pop with the "cool jacket" and Carrie
with the "helping hands".  I think I speak for everyone at my table
 in saying we all had a great time.  The only thing that bothered me
was the lady that, apparently, had already seen one of your shows
and kept interupting.  I thought is was rather rude but you handled
 it greatly.  Best of luck and much success to you.

 
Kristen
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Hi Dave! 

My sister and I LOVED your show last night!  I haven't laughed
 that hard in a long time!  You are hilarious!  I loved the beginning,
 with your music, and your facial expressions...it was great!  As
 the night went on, it just got better and better! 

 
I can't wait to see another show, and bring some friends, because
 you are one of the funniest comics I have ever seen!
 
I just wanted you to know how much I enjoyed your show, and
also wanted to find out where and when you will be appearing next.
 
Hope to hear from you, and thanks again for making me laugh
so hard it hurt! 
 
-Christine Sheridan
 East Hartford, CT

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Dave,

okay so from all the emails I have read, your ego really
 doesnt need another boost! but you are the KING,
 on behalf of myself and all my co-workers at
Continuum of Care, thank you for your fund raiser last
night, we work in a tough feild (MENTAL HEALTH,
 ring a bell??) and as much as you were totally
 politcally incorrect, you hit it so well! I almost missed
the show due to working late, and am glad I was able
to get there in time, I plan to drag every one I have
ever met to a show that you are in, It is true, My face
still hurts from laughing so Fricken hard, and the way
you made the audience part of your show was great!
Knowing, when we sat at the front table that we would
be "fodder" for the jokes, you picked the most perfect
 people to pick on, and life is a present, one never
knows when it will need to be GIVEN back, I could go
on and on, but I would only be repeating the words
from all the other emails, Honest, I cant wait to see
one of your shows again, and will recomend you to
 EVERY one I know!!!!

Lizz T, Terryville CT (last nights show was in
North Haven)

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Hey Dave !

I don't know how else to say this....you are a very funny
 ....not good
enough....you are a hilarious....no that sucks......you made me
 laugh so
hard, tonight, that I needed to leave the room so that I could
breathe!!!  God bless the first guy that came out.  He tried, but
I thought "Oh shit!  What have I gotten myself into here.  Then
the next
guy came out, he made me laugh and I was already O.K. with
spending my money during his show, but then when you came
out with the
shoes in the women's toilet ( how do you know about that?)
and the
purple soaps and the guys smelling their farts and the blue
water...Oh
my God!  I don't really know what else to say but thank you. 
 You made
me laugh so hard I thought I was going to be physically ill! 
 Is that a
compliment?  Yes, it is!
Please let me know when you will be in the area again as I
 am completely
interested in becoming a groupie

You're a sick bastard!
Keep it up! ( he he he)
Libby

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Dear Dave,

I wanted to email you over the weekend but am having
 work done on my house and canít even find the computer
so I had to wait until Monday at work.   

I truly loved the show Saturday night!!  I canít believe how
great the show was.  I have told everyone what an
 incredible night it was.  I will absolutely go see you
whenever you are around.  The only complaint I have
was I wish my boyfriend was there to hear your whole
 rendition of the correct way to visit ďFloridaĒ ! 

I was with a bunch of girlfriends and one is very prim and
 proper, I couldnít even look at her because I thought she
was going to have a stroke!  That made the night even
funnier.  You are incredibly funny and I had a blast. 
 Thank you so much for a great night.  I wish you
 tremendous success but I think thatís unnecessary
because you are extremely talented!  I have never seen
 a fire- eater before, that was pretty cool!

 Again, Thank you for a wonderful night.

 Dinny Cavallaro

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Hi Dave.

Caught your show @ Il Monticello's last night.
OUTSTANDING!!  I have not laughed and enjoyed myself
 like that in a long, long time. From the opening with
your magic, your assortment of gestures and looks at
Penny, the XMAS Shoppe monalogue, Mayor Mark, I had
to get up so I could breathe every once in a while.
Without detail I have had some difficult personal issues to
deal with over the past 3 years. You made me notice how
 life really is in the PRESENT; not in the past and the future
holds what we make of it. I truly enjoyed myself my man.
I am co-owner of Gaetano's Tavern on Main in
Wallingford.  We make the best wings around and a
Sicilian calamari that has to be tried. I would be honored
if you could have dinner at my place when you are back
in the area. Keep trucking Dave. You are destined for
 great things!!
 
Sincerely,
joe milot


Photo by "Your Digital Edge" Thanks Pogo!

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Hey Dave -

And the really funny thing is this: your website and
 promotions contain NO HYPE at all!! Everything that
the site said was going to happen actually happened!
My face WAS hurting from laughing so much! I did
 laugh with PASSION! And my girlfriend and I did have
one of the best times we've had in a while!! Your show
was simply AWESOME!!
On our way out, Marria and
I were talking and we
couldn't remember a time when we laughed SO HARD for SO LONG.
If laughter is the "best medicine" then I think we both just added
 a few years to our lives!

You have quite a stage presence and an uncanny ability to both
perform written material AND come through with clutch funny
improv stuff. Roasting the venue and the Saugus crowd seemed
 like you were just making it as you went - while the Home Depot
 and bathroom material was clearly pre-written. BOTH had us in
stitches!! Personally, I liked the Home Depot and Bathroom
stuff the most because it all rang so true!!

Anyway - we had to go off to another party, so we didn't get a
chance to thank you in person or anything; but we both wanted
to send you an e-mail and let you know how much we loved the
show and how hard we laughed... The night during AND AFTER
the show was simply amazing! Keep up the great work and
good luck with all your future gigs!!

CARPE DIEM!!

-sincerely,
Dave Henshaw and Marria Kee
 (Boston, Massachusetts)

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First off I'd like to start off by saying that it's Very
difficult to make me laugh the way you did the other
 night in saugas, ma. I'm a fan of comics like Bill Hicks,
 Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Robin
Williams and now Dave Reilly! I want to write more
but their is no need. I once didn't know,
now I know!!!!!!!!!!  

Peace,

Eric Chouinard
Lowell,Ma.

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Dave,

I measure a great show and comedians by the
fact that when a show ends-I wish it didn't.
That's how I felt  last night when you performed
for 3 hours-I laughed so  much, not only me
but the whole audience didn't want
it to end.

I'm the Director that paid you-money well spent.

Larry Levy

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Hi, Dave,

I saw you tonight for the second time. As I said to you on the way out,
you were funny the first time, you were funnier the second. My stomach
hurt from laughing.

My husband saw you tonight for the first time. It takes a lot to get him to
laugh out loud but he was sure laughing out loud tonight.

You are a very funny man and I wish for you a long and successful career.

Good luck.

Adrean Abrams
Boston, Massachusetts
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Saw your show at the East Mano in SAUGUS!!! I came out of my trailor
 JUST FOR YOU!!..But it was for such a great cause you are so good at
 wht you do My daughter was afraid to go to this fundraiser because she
also had a Brain Tumor.. She was scared that the talk would be about that...
Wellll I never saw her laugh so hard it was wonderful ,, Laughter is very
healing..

Keep on healing all of us Dave!!

Sue Lemure
Saugus, MA

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DEAR DAVE,

WE SAW YOU AT THE LIBMAN BENEFIT IN SAUGUS MASS,.
WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE FEEL YOU ARE THE
FUNNIEST GUY OUT THERE TODAY. WE NEVER LAUGHED SO
MUCH !! WE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

THANKS FOR THE GREAT NIGHT AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!

ANDREW & KIM PERKINS
BOSTON, MA

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Dave,

Last night, Nov. 5th 2005 in Saugus, Ma. was the second time I've seen
your show. The first time was at the NA convention in Nashua, NH. My wife
and I spoke to you for a moment after the show, you are a gracious person
off the stage, and a complete mental case on the stage. My wife and I love
your shows and plan on seeing you whenever your nearby. We have told
others of your show, and the couple we invited along last night have become
instantaneous fans as well. Thanks for the night of laughs, we look forward
to laughing with you soon.

Dan Whalen
New Hampshire

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Dave,

Just wanted to let you know my husband and I were at the benefit organized
 by Todd and Jackie Libbman and we thought you were just hilarious! It was
 my sisters birthday and her husband is Todd's best friend.
We had such a wonderful time thank you!

Melissa

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Dave,

My face AND my chest hurt from laughing.......incredible
.....far funnier than I ever expected.  It is now past midnight
but I just HAD to let you know how much we enjoyed your
 performance.  I am now signing up for e-mail notification
service for future dates.

 Andy Desiderio
(The "Boltsville" director)

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Dear Dave:

On behalf of Unilever and the Q2 Celebration team, I'd like to
thank you for your hilarious performance last week. Between
 the heat, the loud hum of the fans and your knowledge of our
 products, your quick wit left us laughing hysterically. As I
looked around at my colleagues during your performance I
could tell that with no doubt this event was a huge success.

Thanks for making it happen.

Today there is still a buzz in the hallways about the show.
Wishing you continued success,

Susan Doherty
Assistant to Nancy Diaz, Kim Drosos and Jack Linard
Unilever
40 Merritt Blvd.
Trumbull, CT 06611

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Dave,
Our community had a great time this past
Saturday when you entertained us all for
our first Comedy Night. Your improv was
terrific and the way you picked up on the
nuances of a 'gated community' really hit
home and made everyone laugh even harder.
I hope we can have you back again in the
future and good luck with your act. I would
highly recommend you to anyone who asks.

-Jim Eckardt
(the guy who let you in the clubhouse to set up)

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Dave,

Enjoyed your comedy show at Stepford, I mean Summerfield,
on Sat night. I now have a built in excuse for almost
everything I do wrong - I didn't know!!

Thanks.
Allen and Judy Freedman

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GREAT show at Boltsville last night!
We'll be watching for you on TV and local
appearances. Good luck in Saugus MA
I'm from MA and I went to high school with
Bil Downes at the Comedy Connection
I'm sure you worked for him at one time

William Doherty
Sr. Vice President
Vitamin World
4320 Veterans Highway
Holbrook,NY 11741
Dave:

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Dave:

My husband and I first saw you at the Palace in Waterbury
a few months ago then again at Cugino's. I have to say you
 are the only comedian who was able to make me laugh
through the entire show.

I was a little skeptical at first when I went to buy the tickets for
the Palace since it was the first time I had heard your name.
 But it was well worth it and when I saw you again at Cugino's
 about a month later, even then I could not stop the chuckles.

Yours is the type of comedy that people can't get tired of.
You are able to turn everyday life experiences into comical
events just by putting enough of a twist to them to let us
 know that we are all human and experience the same things
in life and can laugh about them.

You are truly gifted. We will definitely be seeing you again.

Tami Kowalski

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Dave,

Saw the show last night in Danbury. VERY FUNNY. Thanks for
 saying I was pretty and making fun of my deep voice! How
 backhanded is that? I was coughing ALL night.

ANYHEW, verrrrry funny. The funniest we've seen in
the area (CT/NY).

GOOD JOB.
Carolyn
New Milford, CT

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Hi Dave,

I saw your show  in Cheshire last weekend and
wanted to say KUDOS at an awesome gig. You are insanely
funny! Admittedly, I don't find too many comedians funny
 (not that I can do any better, mind you!) but enjoyed YOUR
show so much - it's true, my face DID hurt the whole night
from laughing! I can't wait to see you perform again, and
 already have you on my radar for our Cub Scouts fundraiser
next year!

Be happy, take care!

Rosa
Naugatuck, CT

P.S. I was sitting with the man you called "Hat"!
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Dave,

I came to the show for the second time and everytime it keeps
 gettin funnier and funnier. I brought my sister and her fiance,
michelle and hermom, and grandmother and two of my friends
you are all they talk about. Saying that they have been to alot
of comedy shows and you are by far the funniest that they have
ever seen. I hope to come and see you in cheshire on the 22nd
of july that is my dads birthday. I want to get tickets and have
him come along its been a while since he has seen you. probably
 since cape cod. well i hope that you have a good time in L.A.
 and Europe take care and hope to see you soon...

Robert Rose
Watertown, CT

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Hi Dave,

My husband and I so enjoyed your show at the Palace
 Theater last night. I think it was probably the best comedy
 show I have ever seen, we laughed ourselves silly. For you
 to stand up there for over 2 hours and keep those laughs
coming one after the other is incredible, you're the BEST!
I also wanted to thank you for the tickets, the seats were great!!!

Debbie

PS Thanks for signing my shirt!
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Dave,

My sister in-law and I saw your show last night at the
Palace Theater in Waterbury, CT. I have to say that you
are the best! We went to see Colin Mocherie and Brad
Sherwood there in January and I must say you were
100 times funnier! This was my first Reilly experience and
 I must say I will be talking about your show for a long time!!
Now I see you're coming to Cheshire in July! (got tickets for
that show already!) I will definitely tell all my friends to go
 see your show. I honestly didn't think it was possible to
 laugh for 2 hours straight!! You definitely have been blessed
 a talent. Keep up the great work. Can't wait to see you in July!!!

Anita Ferrara
Beacon Falls, CT

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You are the funniest comic I have seen since Eddie Murphy.
 In fact, I think you are much funnier. You had my wife and I
in hysterics. I never thought that I would laugh as much as I
did during a one man act. I cannot believe that you do not
 have an HBO special in your future. I had tears coming down
 my face. For those of you who haven't seen his show, you
are missing one of the funniest comedians in contemporary
 times. We were so privileged to have you in Waterbury.
I look forward to seeing you again.

Fanol Bojka

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Hi Dave,

I was a first-timer last night at the Palace Theater
in Waterbury for the Dave Reilly experience. Your show
was truly incredible. I was laughing so hard that my side
 hurt. Very few people have the talent to stand on stage
for two hours straight and make an entire audience laugh
non-stop. You are 'the worlds funniest guy"!!! I can't wait
 to see your next show!

Jen
The "hot chick" from BankBoston!
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"Hot chick " Jen and i saw your show last night at the Palace
 in waterbury and "I didn't know" anyone could be that amazing!!
 you have a tremendous amount of talent and you were hella
 funny.we'll be seeing you again.

Colleen M.

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Hi Dave:

I just got back from your show at the Palace Theater in
Waterbury. Just wanted to say thanks for making my
weekend memorable. I laughed so hard I almost threw up!
 I honestly didn't think it was physically possible to laugh
for 2 consecutive hours---you were awesome. Hope to see
you on tour again soon, so add some more dates for God's sake.

~Dawn

PS# I will try to remember you when I pee! :)

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Hi Dave,

I must say, it is true. My face truly does hurt
 from laughing! I've seen Howie Mandel's show and
Paul Rodriguezs' to name a few. I laughed more tonight
than both their shows. Every aspect, from your facial
 expressions, to the voice, to magic and jokes, etc.

Thank you for coming to Oxford and making me forget
 the two operations I need for a little while.
I will tell anyone who will listen to go see your show.

I hope you get home safe
and keep bringing happiness to others.
You are beyond phenominal.

Best,

Penny Truglia Carbajal

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Dave,

We paid $80 a seat to see Jerry Seinfeld at Oakdale. 
He was funny, BUT...
I laughed harder at YOUR show!  I think I'll need my
 hernia re-stitched.  Thanks!!

Stephen Burgess
Naugatuck, CT.

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Hi Dave,

The show last nite at the Succop Theater in the big town of Butler was
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
It was the funnist show i have ever seen.At work the next day i was still
laughing at the jokes you told.My wife never quit laughing threw the
 whole show and her mother was there also ,she is 73 years young and
she had tears coming down her face from laughing so hard. You made
our whole week because i know i'LL STILL BE CRACKING UP THAT LONG.
HEY DAVE IF YOU ARE EVER AROUND BUTLER AGAIN YOU CAN STAY
AT MY HOUSE AND WE"LL GET a case of beer and go sit on the new
bridge that goes over Butler and then you can see what kind of town we
gots.thanks again for all the laughs and my door is always open.

Morty
Butler, PA


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yea dave i got to your show just when you were doing your condom bit,
i spoke to a few of my friends at the bergen county police and sherriff's depts
and they said they almost pissed their pants. they told me some of the bits that
 you did and i couldn't breathe and i was light headed, i was in so bad of a condition
 that one of the guys had their radio out getting ready to call an ambulance. any way
what i'm trying to say is that you are funnier then george carlin in my book. when i
get a party going i will definately hire you thanks again for making some of the
cops piss their pants.

kevin teel
fire photographer
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DAVE,

 I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME SHOW.
 WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL
 LIST SO I CAN BE NOTIFIED IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMING
IN THE NEW YORK AREA. I GOTTA BRING MY WIFE TO YOUR SHOW
 SHE NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH

PATRICK ROTELLA
 LOCAL PBA 218
UPPER SADDLE RIVER POLICE
New Jersey
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hi dave:

I had the great pleasure of being at your how in West roxbury
last night. I enjoyed you emensely....Good comedy is rare and
great comedy is something we don't see enough of......
you are amoung the GREATS.

Thank you so much for making me laugh.

Thanks again
Betty Warren

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Hi Dave!

My daughter and I saw you last night in WEST Roxbury
-I laughed so hard my face was sore!! You were great and
we wish you much success!! We are NC transplants-here
 so my daughter can play hockey at Nobles, a prep-school
 nearby. I'll be moving back to NC when my daughter
 graduates form high school-let me know if you're ever in the
 Raleigh-Durham area-my friends would enjoy your show
so much! Please let us know when you'll be on CBS -we'd
love to see you on TV. Thanks again for a fun evening
(hate to admit this but it was the first night I have been out
 for something other than hockey since we moved here
 in Aug.!!) Good Luck!

Karen Moffitt
Boston, MA


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Dave,

I just saw you at Todd Libman's party. My friend and I
were the first to go up to you to get your card. What a riot.
You are sooo over the edge. I've already told my friends
and family about you.  Now I'm on your website looking
 for a schedule in hopes you are performing around here soon.

Do you even realize who you were performing to today?
High class folks at that gig. Sort of funny knowing that.
I hope to see you soon and buy a tee-shirt. I would've
 bought one today, but I didn't have $20 left after buying
the gift. Just kidden.

Anyway, you are the best comic I've EVER seen. That
includes at comedy clubs, and on TV. You should be in the
movies, forget this stand up stuff. I am going to try to have
my cheap boss spring and hire you at one of our events.

P.S. My brother looks EXACTLY like you. Almost to a
scary point. You truly have a twin!

Jen

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Dave,

Not gonna lie, I was a little skeptical about what i signed
up for...
but within the first five minutes, before you even spoke,
 there were tears rolling down my face, and the night
did a full 180! You were on, you felt the crowd, you landed
 perfect and you made me laugh till it hurt. I can't remember
 when all my friends and I got together and laughed like
that, so overdue! Thanks for the great time, dont be shy to
visit the "LOBSTER BARN" again!

Carrie Gent
Simsbury, CT






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Hi Dave,

Thanks for coming to the "Lobster Barn!" I saw you a couple
of years ago, and you were still as great as you were then,
even better! Thank God I was able to get off my shift in time
to watch your performance. I am very critical when it comes
 to comedians, you had me laughing the whole time! The shirt
 was a hilarious investment! If you are ever in the area again,
I will definitely come and see you.

Take care and good luck with your career,

Sincerely,
Erika Lange
Simsbury Ct.

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Dave,

I saw your show on February 12th, at Kittanning, PA.
 You were great! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

I am on the Board for Big Brothers Big Sisters and we really
appreciate you performing for us. I have gotten nothing but
positive feed back since the show. A lot of people, including
myself, were pleasantly surprised. As you can imagine, we
don't get a whole lot of top quality performers in "Kittanning"!

Thanks-again

Regina Himes
Big Brothers Big Sisters
Armstrong County, PA
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Dave,

Just a quick note to say thanks for a great show. It's one
of the best I have ever seen. Great improv! You have no
idea how many farmers you actually had in the audience,
trying to figure out what the hell you meant by some of
your references but that was truly part of the entertainment
and I can't tell you how proud we were of out little
community when you asked people what their idea of a great
vacation was and the lady replied "Go to the mountains"
I know you weren't expecting that but, great recovery!
The extra time was much appreciated. I just want to know
 one thing. What the hell did you do for entertainment
after the show? Again, Thank You.

Guy

Slate Lick, Pa. (Honest to God, it's a neighboring town)

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Hi Dave,

saw you last nite, you were awesome! I was still
awake at 1:00 A.M. trying to figure out what happened to
the beer bottle and cigarette. My Husband and four of our
 friends were in the second row, behind Dave and Richard aka
"Big Dick," ha, laughed so hard our stomach's hurt.We really
enjoyed the opener too, would like to see more of him too,
but don't cut back on your time, just have to have a longer
show! On the way to the car after your show, the first words
out of My Girlfriends mouth was " I want to know who's
telling him about the women's bathroom and the shoes."
 I bought your shirt and I am planning to wear it next time
we see you. Thanks for a GREAT night.

Jody Lookabaugh
Kittanning, PA

p.s. Really like your little speech at the
end about living life for today, we're always waiting for that
 better job, more money, really hit home.


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Dave,

I hope you had a great new year!

I promised myself I would email you that night when I saw
 you in Timberline, WV on 12/23.You might have erased
that evening from your mind but I wanted to thank you for
 making the cold trip to the ski resort and entertaining all 50 of us.

I have a ski house up there and my wife had all of her family
 there and our highlight was going to be that night and you
 did not disappoint us.

You were hilarious. I asked my wife after the first 5 minutes.
 Do you think this guy speaks or is this the act? I was
cracking up with your facial expressions. That was good stuff.

You probably donít remember, but you were picking on a
 housewife and a geologist in the front row. That was my
brother in law and my sister in law. Some of the family isnít too
 keen on the sister in law so they loved it when you were
picking on her for staying at home and doing nothing. Because
 thatís what she does. Good stuff dude, you are very quick on
your feet and I think your best stuff was when you were making
 it up based on the audienceís response. Only a true comedian
can pull that off as well as you did. I will proudly wear my
 Mental Health T-shirt and I look forward to seeing you again
sometime at a bigger venue!

Bob Cusack

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Dave,

Hey I seen you in Dahlonega, Georgia at my moms Christmas party. I thought
 you were very funny. My kids were also there and they still talk
about your show. My son is trying to become a comedian now.
You or all he talks about. Well you probaly get alot of emails like
this one. Hope you have a merry christmas.

Thanks,

heather etheridge

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Dave

I saw you perform at Osiris Cafe' on Friday night.Very funny stuff.
Did you ever think about doing comedy for a living? Only kidding.
The owner of the club (Sunday) insisted that we come to see you.
Well worth the $$$$.

Thanks again.
BA
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Dear Dave,

I have seen you before and think you are hilarious. I do not live in
Ansonia but know the Valley mentality and rumors of those who live
there. I actually do live in a trailer and thought the Valley jokes of the
Valley and trailers were side splitting.

Good luck on your future ventures,

Danielle

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Dave,

Just wanted to say Sat nights show was great!!!
Not a negative remark in the crowd - all I heard
was "that guy is great" (I know that just makes
your head a little bigger!) Have a great show
Wed. and hopefully we'll see you soon.

Nancy Guimond

 

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Dave,

I attended your show at the Colonial Tavern to
support the Oxford Democratic Town Committee
 and wound up giving myself a "gift" because of
your comedy! Love your attitude at the beginning
 of your act, the way you win over the audience
 and everything else right through to the
 hysterical ending, and then, your words of wisdom!
 Your the best comedian I've seen in a
 long time, bar none!

Mary Ann

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Hi Dave

I told you I'd email ya! (haha) I was the one who said the comment about "going home to do a load of whites" when I was leaving. Your show at the Colonial Tavern in Oxford was the best I have EVER seen!

I have not laughed that hard in so long. I needed it after all we have been going through here at home. You were right, it made me forget all the problems I had for the time you were up there. I enjoyed that. Now I am able to focus on things better.

You have a great gift and I hope to see you use it next time you are in the area (although...why would you be in Oxford? haha) Thanks again for a terrific show

~Becky P.
Oxford Democratic Town Committee

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Comedian Dave

i was at the oxford show you are one funny dude i havent laughed that hard in a long time my wife and i are looking forward to seeing you again

jane & kenn maher ( billy bob )

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Dave,

My wife and I saw you at the world famous Colony, in the heart of downtown Vernon, CT, USA, on Oct.22, 2004. The show was a benefit for our police associated Blue Angels Foundation, run by my fellow officer Bernie Hallums.

I have seen a lot of comedians and comedy shows, and I want to commend you on yours. I too was involved in the comedy profession at one time. I would have made it big, except that I'm not funny. I can tell you put a lot of work into your craft. Your jokes, facial expressions, and body movements were all killers. My wife commented that you, "were funny just standing still!"  It all rocked !

Thanx for a great show !!!!!!!!

Dave Evans

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Dave,

So picture this, I took the day off Friday to work on a rock wall next to our house and after a long day was looking forward to goinghome and getting some rest before I go back at it again on Saturday.  My wife shows up close to dusk at 7:00 and tells me she wants to drive 30 minutes to Cheshire to meet her friends at some place called Cuginos and see a comedy act at I never heard of at 9:00.  But of course, "You don't have to go if you're too tired".  (Loosely translates to "No sex this weekend if you don't go".)  And you just want to take her head and do you know what with it " but you don't - but you want to - but you don't - but you want too".

 

Suffice to say we went and I had a great time.  (My wife was right)   You have one of the funniest and original shows.  My mouth really was hurting from laughing so hard.  Thanks for the great show.  You really do give 100%.  I look forward to seeing your show again.

 

Regards,

 

Steve Nowacki

Newtown, CT

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Hey Dave, I told you I'd write you an email! My name is
Sarah Nichols, and I saw your absolutely HILARIOUS show at Wittenberg University (ya know, in Springfield, with the scary townie people). You did such an AWESOME job. It really felt good to be able to laugh about subjects we aren't usually supposed to laugh at. Great job! Any chance you'll be hittin' up the Ohio area again?

--Sarah
Springfield, Ohio


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Well itís TRUE!! I have never laughed that hard in my life.
You and Joey were FANTASTIC!!!!! I had a Great Time and will be setting you up again for next year. We have never had a Comedy Night like the one we had tonight. Everyone told us that after the show. Thanks again Dave. Good Luck in your future shows.

Dennis DeLisle,
Manchester, CT  B.P.O.Elks.

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Hey Dave, 
 you were absolutely hilarious at that Elks Club thing in
Manchester.  Because I am not part of the "Elks", live in Manchester, or reside in a trailer, I thought the jokes you made were f**king hysterical!!  I can't wait for your performance on Thanksgiving Eve! Thanks again for making my face hurt (i meant nothing sexual by that).  Love you long-time.  See ya on CBS!  YEA BOY!!!
 
Sincerely,
Ashley Sullivan
(AKA: the church-going librarian)

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Hey Dave,
 
  We were at your show last night 9/25/04. At the Elks Club in Manchester CT. IT WAS GREAT!!!!
Thanks for the laughs. We are not from Manchester,
were not elks and we have all are Teeth.
 
Bill and Darlene 
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Just wanted to drop you a line to let you know how much I loved the show on Sat night at the Elks in Manchester. I had a great time. I have been telling all my friends about how good you were. Thinking about going to the show in wallingford. I will definately see you again. Thanks again for the great entertainment.

sincerly,
Traci Phelps

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Dave,
I saw you on Friday night at Cugino's and I haven't stopped talking about you!. My friend Karen ("she wants to be slapped karen"), has emailed you also.
 
I just have to let you know not only are you ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS...
I love your MESSAGE ABOUT LIFE!!!!
It is inspiring to see you ALIVE and LIVING...
way to many people wait for "IT" to happen.
 
KEEP GOING!!!! thank you so much for sharing your gift
 of comedy.
 I will see you again soon in CT.
 
Carpe Diem,
Sandy Sullivan
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O My God,,, Saw your comedy show last night in Cheshire,,
Laughed till it hurt.. You were great.. Cant wait to take a
 couple of friends with us to
see you again..
 Thanks for a great performance.     Kathy

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Hey Dave;

I am the Sheila's friend, Gail from New York. The
one that works for Metro-North Railroad and
does nothing - HA HA. I have to thank you
so much for a terrific night. As soon as I got
home I had to take 2 freakin aspirins because
my head was pounding - I hadn't laughed
that hard in years.

As Sheila told you my brother Stephen
was one of the NYC Emergency Service Police
Officer that was killed on 9-11-01.

In the days prior to your show, I was preparing
something for the troops in Washington, DC
 which I am taking on 11/20/04 that were injured
n the war. I finished writing a 4 page letter that
 I will be leaving the troops about my brother -
the title is THE LIFE OF THE MAN YOU
FOUGHT FOR.

Well the letter was done and I laughed that
night and the next day. I loved your ending
- it is so true about living your life in the present.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

My husband had your shirt on last night
and we laughed again. I asked him when
he was going to Florida - HA HA.

Thanks again for making me smile and laugh.

Gail Silke

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Dave,
 
We saw your comedian show last night in Cheshire and enjoyed it as much as the one we saw in Wallingford back in February. We are looking  forward to seeing you again in December back in Cheshire. You are right when you say
laughter is the medicine... keep it up.
 
Karen & Sam Oakes

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Dave,

 
I saw the last probably hour and a half of your comedy show at the Nashua NA convention.  I was...ummm...detained in my room prior to that.
 
Wow.  There's a lot I could say, but I've been reading your site
and none of it is original. (cuz its all been said to you)
Except, maybe, that you are the Springsteen of Stand-up,
3 hours, all energy, no downtime. 
Thanks, hope to see you again.
Paul Melk

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Dave,

Your show on Saturday was probly the best comedy show I have
ever been too.  I couldnít believe you were up there for 3 hours,
thatís like a f**king marathon!  And I couldnít believe that chick
 was a lesbo,
 what luck!  Anyway, I am spreading the good word about
Dave Reilly and hopefully I will put together a crew for your west
 hartford show. 
Thanks for the laughs.

Robert Graham
Loan Consultant
Toll Free - 800.943.8634

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dave

I have seen many comedians in NY and in LA, I have to say
that your comedy show is the funniest I have ever heard or seen!
I was thinking of hiring a comedian for my corporate trade
show coming up in a few months.  I am passing your name
on to the director.  You are the best and keep up the funny
comedy!!

"I didnt know!" ...you will have me saying this for weeks
 now..lol!

Triston Majors
NY,NY

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Hey Dave-
 
I was writting to comment on your Comedy Show that
 was in Wallingford,C.T. on aug. 28th.  My name is Catalina, im 21 and im model and a professional chef from wallingford. I wanted to tell you how much your show helped me.  You see not to long ago, i found out/remmebered that as a child i was abused, and I hadn't gone out anywhere in a long time just because i became afraid of alot of things, so life became
pretty horrible, i couldnt hold a ob and i just kind of broke away from alot of people.  When my aunt told me about your show, her knowing that i love watching comedy, i was really nervous about going.  I told her i would go knowing that i would back out last minute. 
 But something told me to go and i did, im really glad that i made it.  Anyways, i know you didnt have to hear all that crap, but i thought you should know that your comedy does much more than make people laugh, it helped me with some of my fears.  Dont get me
wrong your funny as freakin' hell, but you have a special kind of spark inside of you and i wanted to let you know your doing and excellent job, you have a gift.  That last little speach you gave at the end really meant alot to me, so i guess i would just like to say thank you for a great nite.   I was actually sitting in the seat behind those
 two lesbians that you took on stage with you, funny huh.  Well iattached a picture of myself so you didnt think i was some complete loser haha.   Well, keep on with the good work and thanks again, i would love  
to have you do a show at a party sometime.  Later Dave
 
Sincerely,
Catalina

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Hi Dave,
I was at your show Saturday night at Monticellos in Wallingford. 
Eeeeeeexcellent show,  are you going to work lesbians into the routine
more often? lol.. Anyway, I wanted
to know when your Letterman appearance is scheduled?
Sincerely,
Brian Bylo
A new fan

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Last night  in Newington my girlfreinds and I went to see you,
we had a great time . You were awesome, we laughed all night.
I would like to be on your email list for your shows when your in the area.
I think my boyfriend and other friends would like to see you as well .
thanks Mary lozada@ marza666@aol.com

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Saw  your show at  Monticello's last nite 08/28/04 it was great!!!! We all
laughed so hard  what a great time we had. We will be in Las Vegas the
same time you are can you sneak me in to your private show you can tell
 them iam your lesbian
 cousin form CT 
 
thanx Jim/Brigitte

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Dave:

great show sat night in wally world, first time seeing your show and it
was great, the lesob's made a real hit with me are they part of the show
if not they should be,  hope to see you wed before Thanksgiving

Robert Elsinger
Computer Technician
Information Technology Services
Wesleyan University
Middletown, Ct 06459-0134
Telephone 860.685.2127
www.tics-tourettes-treatments.com

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Hey Dave,

 
I saw you perform at the Sheraton in Nashua last night.
Yeah, the "Hells Angels" of the "A" programs. That one delighted all of us. I want to say thank you very much for your performance. Anyone who didn't see your show last night is killing themselves because everyone  is saying, "Did you see the comedy show last night?" And then there
were the people who left at about midnight, THE FOOLS! Fortunately they were my friends, so I got to make fun of them. They were still laughing though. I had a headache and strained facial muscles, and thank you for them.
 With all I go through in life , it's great to just sit and laugh at the whole thing. The woman who tried to talk to you when you were laughing about the keychains was going to tell you that keychains were really an absurd thing to give to a bunch of people people who didn't have anything to put a key into. You really touched a lot ofpeopleDave.Everyone was talking about you and your show after the closing meeting Sunday morning. You should have seen everyone wearing your shirts at the Sunday morning meeting, which is trationally the slot for the "Spiritual Speaker." Thanks for the tip on spanking permission. I know every girl is a freak, ya just have to accessthe freakitude in the correct manner. I wish you health,happiness,and success in your journey through life. If you are coming to Boston,
please let me know.

 Peace & Respect to you Dave!
 
Mattie S.
Boston, MA

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Dear Dave

  
We saw your show last night at the Nashua Sheraton Hotel (July 31st) at the Convention,  you referred to us as Shareka, and Sha-na-na..and we are still laughing.  you were totally unbelievable.  I have never laughed like I did Saturday with any other comedian I've ever heard.   You never gave me a chance to catch my breath. 
 Even when you were standing still you were funny as hell. You will be hearing from us in the near future.  We have told everyone about you.  May you be blessed with you gift of laughter..

Peace and Love.
Mrs. LisaMarie Clay and Ms. Virginia Fredricks 

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    First I Have to say thank you for comming all the way up to
bumf**k nashua NH to make all us addicts laugh, you are the funiest guy I have ever seen live or or on tv.You know we addict love to laugh and have a good time you know we ave had our share of good times and bad and it was really fun to have you at our convention and to really laugh at ourselves I will
 remember you forever.

 
God Bless and Good Luck
   Augustino

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Dave, I don't even know if you read these e-mails, but I was at
your show tonight in Windsor, CT. I have never laughed as hard as
 I have tonight- EVER! I went to school close to NYC and we
frequented a lot of the comedy clubs there, and never, have I
 ever spent as much time laughing as I did tonight. If you do read
these e-mails from audience members.. keep up the great work...
if you don't read them, and this is your marketing people or publicist
 or agent or whatever, make sure Dave does not change at all!
There were six very different people in our group tonight, and we all
enjoyed your show highly!!Thanks for the memories... and side
 splitting entertainment,
I will definitely be back!

Jill
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Dear Dave

I have to tell you I have not been to a comedy show like yours ever before!
You were absolutely hysterical. We're still laughing!!! My husband and I,
(I was the one who tried pronouncing "Asplundh")
and about 8 other people attended your show at "Memories on Main" in
Torrington, CT. We were the table in the middle. You picked on my brother,
"Mr. Muscles" and my sister, the blond and her "ethnic" boyfriend. I have to
 thank you for ribbing my brother and my sisters boyfriend. They both deserved
it!!! Bob, our friend who timed your Houdini-escape routine, still has not recovered.
Unfortunately we couldn't stay because we had to get back to our 11 month old
son and heard we missed even more laughs...We'll have to catch your show again
 next time your in CT. Thanks so much for making all of us laugh. Your job is so
 important and you are the perfect person for comedy. We all hope to see you
make it really big and I'm sure you're already on your way. Robin Williams who?
George Carlin who? Dave Reilly, yeah, now he's funny!! Watch out Hollywood!!!!
Thanks again. You are "special". Kudos to the other comedians that were in your
show, Father Guido was especially funny too.

Best Wishes!

PS. Did you ever end up getting "John" the "special" Torrington resident laid?
 Too funny!!!!

Jennifer and Tim Fleming
Canton, CT

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Dave,

I had never been to one of your shows before, but I will definitely go again.
 My wife and I  laughed so hard it was like an ab workout! I'm going to definitely
 bring more friends to your
next show in the area!

Marc

Newington, CT

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Dave,

 Before Saturday night, I had never told anyone about how funny you wereÖ
but donít blame me, "I didnít know, I didnít know!" You really did give 100%
for almost 3 hours and I really did leave with a sore throat from laughing so hard.
Thanks for a great night.

Jonathan P. Costa, Sr
Performance Innovations
190 East Chestnut Hill Rd.
Litchfield, CT 06759

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Dave what can i say besides "I DIDN T KNOW" you were so funny . I ll say
one thing the comedians they show on TV are nothing compared to you .You
 are the bomb keep it up just remember take the rite way to the Cape next time
 because those CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPS will get you ever time.  My wife
said she needed a Tylenol she said her cheeks hurt from
laughing so much                                    

KEVIN and KIM BUSH  SIMSBURY  CT

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Hi Dave ,I was at your Naugatuck, CT show on
Wednesday 3/19 GREAT!!! SHOW
Dave.

 

HANKS , ED LABONTE
TEAM TTI

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Hey, Dave,

I caught your show at the Sheraton in Nashua, NH last week. 
 I think you are one of the
BEST comedians I've ever seen, if not THE BEST.  I haven't
 laughed so hard in a very long
time.  You really boosted my spirits.  Hope to see you again soon. 
 I've been telling everyone
about you!!
 
Thanks again,
Take Care,

Kelly Kyle

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Hi Dave,
Had the pleasure of seeing your show in
wallingford this past saturday night.  When you
 had Molly and "T" on stage it might have
been the funniest thing I've ever seen!!  Fantastic. 
 
I hope to get friends together for one of your
upcoming Connecticutt shows, you're
alot of fun! 
Thank you for sharing your talent with us.
 
Brigitta
 
PS Let me know if you'd like extra promo locations, 
I have a busy natural fiber boutique and would be
happy to help.

Brigitta Zimmer
Echo Trading Co.
Offering the World's Adornments
386 Main St., Middletown, CT. 06457
(860) 347-3246

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Hey Dave,
 
Caught your show at the Monticello in Wallingford, CT
 (Aug. 28, 2004), and it was by far the funniest I've seen yet. 
 The Improv bit with the lesbians had me in tears I was laughing
so hard.  Every show I go to I bring more and more people, and
they all say the same thing..." THAT GUY IS F'N HILARIOUS!!!" 
 See ya next time!!!
 
P.S.  The part with you in between the two lesbians on stage,
PRICELESS
 
Elvin
Meriden, CT

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Dave,

We saw the great "lesbian show", that was nuts!!!
Thanks for the laughs and your spiritual message at the end
was well recieved.
Keep up the good work!!!
Paul H.

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Hi Dave,
               I am responding to your performance that was
delivered in the town of Torrington I was the guy right across
from Bob (IF YOU REMEMBER HIM). Let me tell you, I really
enjoyed your show i have never laughed so hard so long for
that anmount of time, they where not lying about what the
 people have said about you. You are the great white hope
 of comedy a delight and a show I would goto again in a pico
 second. Dave I would like to thank you for that performance
you gave, at that table most of my family and friends where
 sitting there and they all enjoyed themselves very much
the whole show was great all the comedians they where
 awesome. Dave keep it going, keep them laughing and
God bless. Dam great job for a white boy (he he he).
 Keep the love Dave and I wish you the very best of luck
 and sucsess.

Craig Blyther

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Hello Dave,
My name is Siobhan Bradley and I went to your Torrington
show Friday night!  

Before the show started you were sitting towards the back
of the room, we were the table in front of you!  


You are one hell of a comedian!  I really enjoyed
every minute
 of your show!  I hope Chubbaa wasn't waiting for you when
 you left!!! haaaa


I want to bring a group of friends to the next show of yours!
 I'm from Cheshire, CT but I'm willing to travel...
your awesome!!!  


Siobhan Bradley
Personal Property and Sales Use Tax Department
IBM Corporation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dave  

 What a great comedy show Friday night at the Elks Club in
 "Naugatuck CT " .My wife and myself didn't think that we could laugh
so Hard for 3 hours.We were still Laughing the next day as we were
 driving around thinking about your show. We can't wait to see you again.
 Thanks for taking it easy on us sitting close to the stage. God how
many times did I get yelled at for using the Guest soap and towels......  

 Sue and Pat
 Naugatuck Ct

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Hey Dave great comedy show, I don't think I ever laugh that
 hard.. You weren't kidding when you said you will laugh so
 hard your face will hurt my stomach was killing me too.. Had
 a really good time keep in touch let us know were you
are going to be love to take some friends to see the show.                                                                                                    


Thanks for the great time
Vinny & Lisa

P.S. Wore my tee shirt today and everyone loved it and I told
them where to go to get one...

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Hey Dave~~
 

Just saw you tonight in Naugatuck.  Now, don't go and classify me as trailer park stuff.  I am a NYC transplant!   I went to this thing tonight just to support the Grad Night thing. 
I did not expect anything too great.  After all, it IS Naugatuck.  LOL  Well, wasn't I surprised! ~You were just too f*cking funny! Now, I'm gonna need plastic surgery to get rid of all these
newly formed laugh lines.  Fantastic show!  Well worth the money.  Hell, I'd even pay more next time to see you and bring lots of friends too!  Thanks for providing a fun-filled night that allowed us to laugh
 at ourselves!  Best of luck to you in all your future endeavors.  (Ha--and you thought I wouldn't write.)
 
June

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Hi Dave,

Wow, you guys did a great job. I am getting all kinds of great feedback.

Things like:

" We didn't expect to see 3 great comedians"
" They were funny as Hell"
" Congratulations on putting on a Fantastic show "
" You guys did awesome"

It's been a wonderful experience, and we have the three of you to thank.
Bruce and I are
planning to have you 3 again, in the Fall, for our Greenfield Mass location.

Hope your girlfriend enjoyed the navel ring.

Love you Guys!

Lisa Davis
Pierce This 2

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Hi Dave

I saw your show last night, you are really funny!!
I was going into the show thinking of sneaking out early, but you were
 to funny to walk out on,
 I am glad I stayed!!
A little tired for work this morning but I'll live!!
Can't wait to see your show again I have been telling everyone at work
about it!!
 
Kara Garen
Corporate Benefit Consultants

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Hey Dave!

 
Just got home from your show.  I can't even begin to tell you
 what a GREAT time we had.  At one point,
(the women in the bathroom), I was literally all but weeping
from laughing so hard.  We have talked about that at work, and to hear
a man talk about it, was too funny!  Here's to a job well done! 
Can't wait to see you again!!!!  So glad you quit your day job!!
 
Sincerely,
Kris Larson

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Dave,

Saw you last night at the Montvale Policeís Benefit Ė very funny! 
Really enjoyed it Ė keep up the good work and will look for you
 in the future!

 Julie Chita

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 Dave,

     I wasn't to excited when my girlfriend said we were going
 to this event it was $60 bucks and I had to bring my own food,
 so I thought it was gonna suck. Then you came out and I thought
great first Guido Sarducci and now a Dice wanna-be,(similar look;
totally different act) well I've seen Dice a number of times and you
blow him away. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time I was actually
 calling people on the way home and telling them about you. If your in North
 Jersey I got a whole shit load peole I wanna bring to see you. The
 fact that you were up there for so long and the flow was just flawless.
The laughes just kept coming and you didn't miss a beat. Thank you for
turning what I thought was going to be a shitty waste of money and a lousy 
night into a great time. YOUR REALLY F**KING FUNNY!! Please put me on
 whatever list you have and let me know when you in NJ.
Good Luck!! Thanks Again.

 Bryan Murray

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 Hi Dave,

 We loved your show last night in MONTVALE, it was the best
comedy act I have seen!!!   We were wondering if you were going to
mention on one of your shows that you broke your record in MONTVALE
 (not Montville..like it says on your home page),
 if so please let me know, I would like to see that show.  Thank you.

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Hi Dave - 

 saw your show last night at the Park Ridge Elks (Montvale PBA)...
laughed until we went blind and our asses fell off! Thanks for letting me
 be your 'hand job' assistant.  Your brand of humor covers a wide spectrum
 and your delivery is impeccable. 
You must be crazy.  Crazy is good.

Looking forward to seeing you again.   Marion

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 Dave, 

Great show last night...best comedian PBA 303 ever hired. 
 The only problem  that I found was that it was advertised
on your website as Montville, not Montvale.  Montville is in
Passaic County; we are in Bergen County.
  So, you see we aren't a trailer park (nor is Montville for
 you Montville  residents), just a big bunch of farmland turned
into extremely expensive homes.  We really loved the show
and look forward to seeing you again,  somewhere. 
 Thanks for the laughs and face pain today.

  Eve.

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 Dave,

Just wanted to tell you that I enjoyed your show last night. 
 I was the lady in black at your
 feet!  I'm normally rather shy, so I was a bit intimidated!!!!!!! 
Funny as hell.  Thanks for the laughs. 
 

 Sharon Falinski

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 Dave

The energy needed to hold an audience for over two hours is
incredible.  (Even though
we gave you a break half way through.)

I was thoroughly entertained the entire time and appreciated
the chance to go out and
laugh out loud all night.  Well done.

 R Fyfe
Montvale, NJ

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Dave,

I just saw your show last night at a PBA fundraiser...and I have
never laughed so hard! You are absolutely the funniest comedian
 I have ever seen. This was the 5th show we have run,
 and you were, hands down, the best headliner to date!
I can't tell you how many people came up to me and commented
 that you were the best they had ever seen! Your material is hysterical...
(the "fart" bit was just too funny...!) and I can't wait to see your show
again! Thanks for a
great night full of laughs!

Allison (one of the "chick cops")

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Hi Dave, Joey, and Desi,

 

    I absolutely loved the show.  I had no intention of going to a comedy show, felt that it would be like something I have seen in the past. Where the jokes are kinda far fetched and difficult to understand.  What was great is you kept things real simple for us, which is what we need, and based everything on real life experiences.  All of you were great and should be applauded.  I was suppose to stay home and do homework and prep work for my students next week and I am so glad I took a break to see your show.  Again, I never thought I would enjoy a comedy show but found out I was totally wrong.  I will check out your upcoming shows here and there.  Who knows maybe we will meet again.  You should record a show and sell them at your shows.  I think people would love
to purchase a video of your show.  Well the present tells me to get back on track with homework
and my students.  It is obvious you all love what you do and that is the key to success.  Our success
needs to be fed with passion without it we become hum drum employees.  You are all gifted with this passion and it is great to see this.

 

Thanks for the good time,
Eva Young
 
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Dave,

ear Dave,

  I did laugh so hard my face hurt. You know when you are googling over a baby and smiling so much your cheek bones ache. Well thats what happened. I heard about the show last minute and went out with 2 friends to see you. I am so glad I did. Laughter is truly the best medicine and what you said about life being to short was exactly what I needed
to hear.   I am going through some really trying times right now and you are what the doctor ordered. I have only seen comics on Tv. So I was amazed with how hard you worked that crowd. Everything you talked about I could relate to.
 I am a recently seperated female 46 years young. You talked about my soon to be ex, Hes the one that had the control of the remote,and I appreciated your humor on that subject. The expressions you make are hillarious. Thanks for coming to" Wallyworld" and Meriden and making my weekend a lot more enjoyable. I am gonna try and go to another one of
your side splitting performances.  I will have to bring a lot more of my friends too.
They also could benefit from your Act.
                              Take care...........Chris from Wallingford

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Hey dave,

i was at your show the other night in woosta ...lol...you had me insane,
 i haven't laughed like that in a while...great f**king show...you are one
 funny bastard...the thing i loved the most is you were right on...every
 single thing you said was so damn true. your opening oh my god,
 i loved it, i wish i were in the front row, i would have had fun
 with you...when you ever came out the way you did, and what you did,
 i will think about you for awhile...hilarious.
thanks for a great night, i will see you again.

a new fan from worcester,
patty.

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Dave,

I just got home from your show in Reading.  You were fantastic! 
I laughed my a-- off! Your show was amazing from start to finish. 
 I've seen a lot of comedians and you are definitely one of the
funniest I've seen in a looooooong time.  Your bit about the Ladies
Room had me crying.  As a recovering person, I found your
12 step/recovery stuff absolutely hysterical too. 
I'm going to tell everyone I know that they should see you if you
are ever in their area and I hope to see you on HBO sometime soon.
Thanks for a night of laughs!! 

Shelly

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Dave-
I've seen comedians, so I thought, until I saw you last night.  Meridan /Wallingford will never be the same.  I was still talking about you to people tonight.  I laughed so hard my head hurt.  I related to the Christmas tree story, because I did everything
you described, and the bathroom story, a scream and oh so true!!!!!.  I can't wait to see you again
S-

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Dave,
 

Your show in Wallingford/Meriden tonight was absoultely hilarious. It is the best show I have every seen. My sides hurt from laughing
so much. You've decribed the Ladies bathroom perfectly. Looking forward to seeing you again.
 
Cher/Wallingford

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Dave,

i can't remember ever laughing so hard in my life. you were so funny i was hurting from  laughing so hard. you hit on so many real subjects it was a laughfest the minute you got on stage. you'll be a hard act to follow. we've seen the best...now what? great show. rick

 

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Dave,
 
What a show!! You have got it down brother! It didn't matter whether you were on the Wallingford or Meriden side of the hall...you were
 hysterical!! I laughed so friggin' hard that I actually had a headache.....oxygen depletion I guess. Your humor and serious words were
inspirational. I just came back from the dealer......I bought me a double wide. Keep up the great work! Watch out for blue water!! Here's to your
 continued success!! Now pass me some toilet paper you asshole!!
 
Chris  

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hi dave,  i saw your show last night, and you were hysterical, i was
 laughing from  start to finish. you got everybody to laugh at life for
a while. we are way too serious sometimes. your inspirational words
 at the end will stay with me forever..that the present is a gift...you
 are so right..thanks for a great evening...signed...a new fan...  

 

 

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Dear Dave,

 You were fantastic on stage tonight!  You made our milleneum! 
 This year has been a rough year for our family as I am a third round Cancer survivor. 

 We will remember this night for a very long time. 
You were so right on about a lot of things; especially, about taking stock and stopping to enjoy the flowers.  You helped us enjoy the rose garden again.  For this, we THANK YOU!

 If ever you pass this way again, our door is always open to you and yours.

 Peace and Happy New Year

David and Sharon Hassed
Lexington Park, MD  20653

 

Dave,

  Saw your show in "Leonardville" on New Years Eve.
 
It was hilarious to say the least! Thanks for playing our
little trailer park town.

      Sincerely  Roxanne 

P.S.  You look really great. Very hot.

 

 

Oh, Dave,

Thank you so much! We saw a blurb in the Meriden, CT Record Journal, and on a whim attended your
pre-Thanksgiving show. Oh My God, it went
WAY beyond our expectations! You are very creative, a little naughty, and wildly hilarious!
We even enjoyed your interaction with the rowdy (aka lame) day-care teachers in the audience.
And your little blonde assistant - was she real? What an absolute hoot, you could add her to the
 show if she isn't already a plant. I'd never seen anyone escape from a straight jacket. OUCH!
But at least now I know how, in case I ever need to try. You'll be the talk of the Turkey table
today - hope you're not offended. Wishing you exploding success, as long as you come back here often!

Your new fans,
 Beth (age 53) and Charlie (age 70)
Wallingford, CT

PS - the lady's bathroom skit is right-on. We loved the improv using the assistant with hands,
and ending with the condom on your head is priceless. For two people who recently had minor
surgeries, you are the BEST medicine!

Thank you so much.

---

Hi,

I was at your show in Burlington, CT last week.
  I must say you were hysterical.  The longer you
were on - the funnier you got.  Thank you for
entertaining us.

Karen

 

Hi Dave,

 I am so glad that I found little Tracy's comedy club in Towson, MD!  Jason and I were just in Baltimore for the weekend and will have many laughs to remember it by thanks to your show.  You know, I was a little worried that he WAS going to propose right there!! Yes, sorry to say it, but he and I are still "on", but I will contact you when we are "off" again!  That aside, we had such a great time!  Can't wait to see you perform again, Toledo, Detroit, Ann Arbor, let us know.  I hung my autographed poster up at work.....Barbie Girl.....everyone is envious!  Take care and keep in touch!

 Sara Schultz
Associate Account Manager
RIA

 

Dave,

I just wanted to thank you again for another fabulous show!  I loved the way you handled the
lushes from the day care and your lovely assistance would be a wonderful addition to the already
hysterical show. You Kick Ass!!! Can't wait to see you again.
My family has gone through some very rough times lately and to laugh like that again felt great. 
Thank you so very much.

~Kellie~

Dave,

This was the first comedy show that we saw you in. 
 What a fantastic show, unbelievable.  Please come
back to CT soon, I already have my family waiting for
your next show.  Too Funny, You have a God given talent. 
Thank you for a wonderful hilarious night. 

 

Theresa Andriulli
 

Dave,

I thought my cousin and I put on some damn fine musical reviews and homemade "spook houses" in our living room when we were ten, but your show last night surpassed our best efforts.  I am so glad you spend a lot of time in Ladies rooms.  Tears streamed down my face when you talked about the toilet paper mosaic.  By the time you got to shoe memorization, I was convulsing with laughter and tears.  You ruined my makeup!  I never knew I was so typical in the Ladies. 

Hopefully, my friend "Miss Prospect" and I will be able to catch one of your next CT shows.  Didn't you say something about January 9th? 

I'd love to catch a "bar show".  Last night I realized that without the help of a professional comedian, I simply couldn't get out of my clothes and into your t-shirt!  Tragic!!  Anyway, loads of fun.  I'll keep an eye out for your next CT show.  

Kristin T. Geenty
The Geenty Group, Realtors

 

Dave,

many thanks for the best show you've done yet! Katie, your "hand model" almost stole the show from you!
And, many thanks from all of us at Advance Auto Parts for your support of the Juvenile Diabetes
Research Foundation, your generous donation of a portion of the tickets we sold for your "
night before Thanksgiving comedy show" helped during our companies annual fundraising
 drive for JDRF, we raised almost $1 million company wide for this great foundation!

Congrats also on your personal best 70 seconds escape from the "Jacket"!
Jim Pierce
Store Manager, Advance Auto, Derby, CT

 

Hello Dave,

I saw your show in Lewiston, Maine just last night and Iím still laughing thinking about various
things you said and did. All my life, I have found happiness as well as delight in seeing others
 laugh and smile. After seeing your show, I felt wonderful not only because
youíre an exceptionally
 talented comedian but also because someone made me laugh this time. And I must say, you did
an extraordinary job at it. I wish you the very best in any of your future pursues.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine out there and therefore, you make one of the best doctors
 on this planet as well.

Thanks again so very much and I will be looking forward to seeing you again. I so very much hope
you come to Lewiston, Maine again.

Thanks Again,

Trish

Lewiston, Maine

 

Dave,

We paid $80 a seat to see Jerry Seinfeld at Oakdale last month.  He was funny, BUT...
I laughed harder at YOUR show!  I think I'll need my hernia re-stitched.  Thanks!!

Stephen Burgess
Naugatuck, CT.

 

 

DAVE ,

YOU HAVE  TO BE THE FUNNIEST GUY WALKING THE PLANET!!  I'M USUALLY QUITE
 RESERVED WHEN I TAKE IN A COMEDY SHOW BUT YOU HAD TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS!!

 
PLEASE COME BACK TO MAINE!!!!!! 

DUNCAN WEBSTER, AUBURN, MAINE

 

 

Hi Dave,

 On behalf of Rutherford(New Jersey)Junior Football,
 I would like to thank you for your fabulous performance
last Friday at our Elks Club in Rutherford, New Jersey. 
 I was so fortunate to find your website and lucky enough
 that you were available on such short notice.  I did not know
what to expect even though we briefly discussed your
 comedy routine and I was amazed that you would perform
 for 2 hours.  You have a rare ability to capture your audience's
attention bringing them to hysterics from beginnning to end! 
 The magic portion of your act was outstanding (how's that
 bunny rabbit?) and the incorporation of the music with your
entire act was terrific!   

Thank's again to you, Mark and Joey for
a memorable night!  We will definitely see you again next September.

 Thanks for a class act!

 Annette
Rutherford Junior Football

 

Dave,

Thanks for performing at our Rutherford NJ comedy fund raiser.
This year was our fifth annual fundraiser. You were the
 funniest by far. (We have had some funny comedians-or so
we thought) My cheeks still hurt from laughing. The following
day I saw some of the people that were at the fundraiser and we
cracked up laughing. I cannot stop laughing to myself thinking
 of you on the stage. Can't wait until next year to have you back. Thanks again.

Linda

p.s. keep up the good work with the magic tricks! AWESOME!

 

Dear Dave,

  Your show in Seymour was the first time I have ever seen
 live stand-up comedy, and after seeing  you, I am a fan of it!
I have been involved in theater and entertainment my entire life,
 and I have never seen anything as entertaining as your show.
 I didn't stop laughing once (unless it was one of your
 impressive tricks)! I have never been so impressed with
a performer in my life, I hope to see more of your shows,
and I will spread the word to all of my friends! You are
definitly a "diamond- in -the- rough" entertainer!
 Bravo and Hats off to You!!!

     Amy-Kathleen Cuccaro
     Meriden, CT

 

Dave,
Just wanted to let you know I laughed so hard my
sides still hurt 24hrs later. 
You were awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I especially loved how you engaged the
 entire audience. Us Oxford folks need a little
 excitement now and then, and you gave it to us ten fold!
Thanks for a great night of comedy!
Kellie~ (The Straight Jacket Assistant)

Dave,

We just got home from you Southbury CT show. 
We laughed all the way home and are still laughing. 

Being originally from Stamford, we were so used to
going to the comedy clubs in NYC and haven't been
able to see a comedy show of the caliber of yours
since we moved up here until tonight.

Not only did you have us in tears we were laughing
 so much, but you also made Margaret's "granny"
night... I hope she does bequeath you something
after tonight.

You are hilarious, if there was anyone who
 deserved his own television comedy series
 it is you.  We are forever fans and will be at
 your next comedy show.

Keep em laughing....thanks for a great night.

Frank Mollo
Oxford, CT


Hi Dave,

Just wanted to let you know that my wife and I had a BLAST
last nite in Cheshire.  I've seen stand-up comedians for 20
years plus, you were by far the BEST!  My wife wants you to
 know when you were talking about the ladies room she turned
and said, "How does he know that?"... We were DYING!  Some
 of the stuff you hit on was great.  The magic is a great touch
 to the talent you have.  Whenever you may feel down or get
tired of your career, please remember that it takes a special
person to be a good comedian and you have that gift.

Thank you.

Mike Robson
Wolcott, CT

 

Hi Dave.

We were two of the older folks in the audience
 (sitting next to the older redheaded lady). 
We loved your show.
  Cracked us up.
  Told our son about your show. 
 He lives in Portland, Ore.  When will you be doing a show out West? 

Sharon and Norm Sherman

Hello Dave,

What a night to remember forever. Your show at
Carousel Gardens Restaurant last night was fantastic.
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts today. You
have a superb talent as a comedian for reality and
every day events that makes for an incredible hilarious
show. The Magic with your performance is so unique.
And your smile is so great that it carries on and on
through the crowd. I am still laughing. Thanks for a
great night of entertainment.

Gena

Plainville,CT

 

 

Dear Dave,

 U are the best..  we saw u at Gathering in Milford.. ohh boy
 we laughed so much that my face hurt. It was an outstanding
show. Three cheers for you and Gathering Restaurant for
bringing you here. Hope to see u in your next show.  
   GOOD JOB!!!!!

 Kush and Geeta

 

Great show, Mr. Reilly.

My wife & I were guests of my son & his wife, and all
4 of us laughed long and well -- you are truly a talented
 comedian, magician & entertainer, not to mention the
world record-holder DH <snicker> and a real fire-breather -- LOL.

My son, a Fire Dept. Lt., was impressed with your mastery
 of the flames, while I, a locomotive engineer, was also
 impressed with your ability to avoid derailing! You do great work!

Larry & Lorie Buck
West Haven, CT

 

 
Hey Dave -
 
Saw you show last night (5/30/03) at Landsdowne in Oakville.
 This was our second show and I laughed so hard (again)
 my face hurts (again) and I was sober this time! We have
talked about you since we saw you back in December
 and knew we had to catch your show again. Will continue
to do so everytime Mick has you back. Thanks again for a
 much needed night of comedy. You guys are the best!!!!
 
Kelly & Pat Sullivan (and friends)
Oakville, CT (no we do not live in a trailer :)

 

My husband and I went out and saw your show in Plattsburgh,
 NY, and it was great.  I loved everything that you had done
and I couldn't stop laughing.  I have been to a lot of shows
like yours and you are absolutely the best.  Great job done
 by a fellow Conn. person.  We hope that you make it back
 up this way to perform again.  It was great.  Told everyone
 that I could that they need to go and see you again if and
 when you do another show up this way.

Thanks for the laughs,
Kimberly Lucas

 

Dave,

My husband and I were at your show on Saturday, June 28th
 in at the Coliseum in Blandon. Blandon's not normally a hotbed
 of contemporary entertainment, as you could probably tell.
And frankly, I don't see too many comedy shows because
they're always disappointing. But I'm so glad I saw your show,
because every now and then you stumble on something so great,
you just have to sit and snicker because you got to see it, and
all your stupid friends stayed home to watch re-runs. In my
 own opinion, your show has the most excellent combination of
 essential elements I've ever seen: the perfect amount of audience
involvement; excellent segues; and most of all, you're not only funny,
you have a very hard-to-find charissma that just pulls the whole
act together. I can't wait to see your show again.

Lori Saylor
Reading, Pennsylvania

 

Hi Dave,

9 of my family members saw your show last night in f***ing
 Blandon, Pa.
(I think that IS the towns new name after last night).
Congratulations on breaking your record for the straight
 jacket thing. LOVED that. loved it all. .......you're an animal.............

crazy............... one of a kind!!

.We laughed all the way to our trailer home.

 Synthia
PA

 

Hey Dave,
I'm Jen's dad Don. I just want to let you know that I saw your show at Deja-Vu on
Saturday and I laughed so much that my face hurt. There was a woman at my table that
 was laughing so much, that I thought we have to call 911.You've got to get your own TV show.
See you next time.
Don

 

 

Dave,

Just got home from your Easy Does It show in Reading, PA. It was WONDERFUL.
Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Loved your energy, your storytelling, and your skewed, uproarious honesty!

 We want you at Soberstock!  See you there!

 

Dave,

We have been to a LOT of comedy shows and you were the BEST!!!

Mr and Mrs "Powerguy"

CT Comedians

Dave,

TOO Funny!  We want Dave Reilly to come back to Plattsburgh!!!!  Loved the intro you did!

Hailey & Shawn
Plattsburgh, NY 

 

Dave,
 
Saw you at Cheffries last week.  I laughed
 so hard my tear ducts exploded. 
You are a natural.  There were so many things
 about the show that were hysterical.
 The Cape Cod story hit home.  I always stop there
on my way home from the Cape., (this way
the candles will not melt in the car).  I hope the
 next time I stop there I don't start giggling out
loud thinking of you carrying that basket. 
 Your perspective on things is so on target.  
The skit you did with the girl holding her hands
 in front of you was so funny.  You bring new
 meaning to stand up comedy.  I wish you be best
 success with your career and hope to catch you
 perform in the near future.  I will certainly tell all
 my friends.
 
Have a happy birthday.  
Marcy

 

 

Dave,

I seen your show last night at holiday Inn in
Plattsburgh, NY. It was a great show. Never laughed
so much. You are the best i have seen yet. Hope to see
ya again when you come back to our "little town"
Maybe next time everyone will advance from single
 wide to double wide trailers HAHAHAHA.

Thank for the laughs, Your the BEST

 

Tina & Jeff Tyrell

 

Dave,

Simply awesome! Had the pleasure of enjoying your show Saturday at Cheffries.
 Great time to say the least, was there with my girl and I have never seen her
augh that much, her quote "he's got women pegged".... In a very stressful time
for many people you really made much of that stress disappear, much like the cig..
Until I left there with a headache from laughing for over an hour straight and woke
up the next morning with a happy hangover! Couple of Tylenol and the headache was
gone but your show will be easily remembered.

Thanks for the laughs,
Dave Bruneau

 

Dave,

We really enjoyed the show Saturday night!  We haven't laughed that much
for that long in ages!!  And we weren't even shitfaced!!!  Tell me, were you a
woman in a previous life?

 

Gene's Wife
(Patt)

 

DAVE,

I SAW YOUR SHOW LAST NIGHT AT THE AQUA TURF AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT
YOU'RE RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST.  I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR SO LONG.  PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE THE REAL WORLD FROM TIME TO TIME AND YOU'RE JUST WHAT THE DR. ORDERED.  I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU PERFORM AGAIN. 

I WISH YOU THE BEST IN THE WORLD OF COMEDY!!!

M. VERDERAME
SOUTHINGTON
Dave-

 

Great job in Connecticut last night!!!! 
 Can't wait to see you again.
Good luck!!

 

Dr. Joe Picone

 

Hi,

I saw Dave Reilly last night in Southington,
CT at the Aqua Turf and it was a great show.
I also saw him, I think about 2 years ago in
 Waterbury, CT but cannot remember the location.
I have told friends how much I enjoyed myself and
 would like to know when will be the next time
Dave maybe in the Waterbury or surrounding area
so myself and my friends can enjoy his show again.  
Dave really does make you laugh until you are
breathless and your sides hurt!
Please let me know about future engagements.

Thank you so much,

Patty Marino
Waterbury, CT 

Hi Dave,

Wow, I just wanted to let you know that we all enjoyed your show last weekend.  I was laughing so hard
 throughout your show it was amazing.  I found your magic to be fascinating and your jokes
unbelievably funny....you were so good that during your show I had to use the Ladies Room,
 but I just couldn't leave and miss one bit of your show.....then I had to sit there the entire time
 with my legs crossed trying NOT to laugh too hard or be embarrassed!!!  The next day
 I told all of my friends on what a great time we all had.  We hope to come to the Aqua Turf
 on Friday.  Hope we get tickets!

Sue A.

 

Hi there Dave..

I just wanted to say last night was the very first
stand up comedy show I have ever seen..I saw your show
 at fatcatz with my mother and two sisters..The only excuse
 I could have now for not seeeing any stand up shows is
"but I didn't know" lol. What an amazing show you put on..
I dont think I have laughed that much ever..I can now say
 anyone who doesnt go see stand up comedy is missing out..
Your show along with the others we saw last night were
outstanding..I think I can now say i'm a comedy addict
lol..My mom , my sisters and I were still laughing this
morning...All we have to do is say to each other is..
"I didnt know" lol and we again are filled with laughter..
Well hope to see ya back in Utica soon...Your show was
amazing and full of laughter..Thanks again for such a great show

...Sherry
Utica, NY

    Dave,

I was just at your show in Mystic this weekend and
I want you to know you are one of the best comics I
have seen in a long time! I was part of the Wireless
zone party. You had me in tears and on the edge of
my seat! Thank you for such a great performance and
making the night worth sitting through ! Best of wishes
 and luck and hopefully they book you again next year! 

Brenda Crozier
Wireless Zone

 

Hey Dave,  

I just wanted to thank you so much for sharing your talents at
our fundraising event.   Iím still getting comments from my
 patients that were able to attend about what a great time
they had.  
You were hilarious and brought grins to the
grumpiest of faces!
   We were also amazed with your
 incorporation of magic, and appreciate how little assistance
 you required with set-up.   It was by far the most fun Iíve
ever had on New Yearís Eve, and our guests agree.   Keep up
the good work and keep us all laughing!   We canít wait to see
 your show come around again.

 Dr. Kent Reynolds ( aka ďthe straight-manĒ)  
www.biggumballs.com

     

        Dave Reilly the hillarious comedian and one of the
greatest entertainers on the East Coast performed for our
New Years Eve Party. He was phenomenal! Everyone
whom attended was treated to Filet Mignon, Lobster Tail, and
other fabulous delicatesies. We would like to thank all of
you that attended. We rasied a significant amount of money
and are reaching about half way on our target dollar goal!
We will soon have pictures of the great event. Dave will be
performing in Baltimore on the 10th and 11th of this month,
so lets all go see him talk smack about Leonardsville!


Will Phillips
www.biggumballs.com

 


Hey Dave,
How is your new tour going?  Just wanted to let you know again that we really enjoyed your fundraiser
comedy show.  Maybe you guys can come back next year and maybe make some money for
your work.  I am not really a big fan of stand up comedy.  However, I think you have put together a nice
 mix of entertainment.  I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering.  Tell the good Father that we said hello. 

Joe Drury
Maryland

 

Dave,

I just had to tell you how very funny you are, and what a great entertainer you are.  I was at the Lion's Club
party in Cheshire last night, sitting at the table that liked to laugh (you know, with Debbie and her
 laughing friend). I try not to laugh out loud since I am a classical singer, and it does horrible things
 to my voice.  Well, thank God I have no jobs today!!

Your "women in the bathroom" comedy segment had me crying I was laughing so hard.
Thinking of it this morning, I was still laughing out loud!

I'm sure you will have success as you continue your career, and I wish you much luck!


Charlotte Scaviola

Dave...

Your comedy show  at  carousel Gardens in Seymour
was awesome...I love stand up comedy..yours  was
one of the best i had seen in years..I have already
asked Paul, when are you coming back......He said real
soon.  He wants to get a hold  of you...I guess everyone 
has been bugging him about getting you back there.....
I will definatly follow  you over to another comedy show. 
In the meantime  keep making people laugh..It was wonderful.

thank you 

Jackie

Hi Dave and Joey, 

Stan and I and the entire group truly enjoyed
your wonderful comedy and magic show. We haven't
laughed that hard in many moons. We all hope to
have the privilege of seeing you perform again very
soon. We surely will be recommending you to everyone we 
know. My Hubby said it was the best party and show
 he's ever seen, and I think he included our wedding
in that!!!( ha-ha-) If it had not been for my
 brother-in-law Barry and my son Ralph, we would
 have missed the best entertainment and gift of all, laughter!!! 

It was a real pleasure meeting both of you and we
 wish you all the success you can handle. 

Thanks Again 
Dale and Stan Pac 

PS. KEEP US INFORMED IF YOU CAN OF YOUR INEVITABLE SUCCESS!!! 

 

Dave,

  Me and a bunch of friends saw your comedy show in Maryland at Tracy's Comedy Club. 
 We go there often but you are the funniest comedian I have ever seen!!!  You are even funny
off stage.  I was the girl with "the big hair" and you had my boyfriend laughing so hard he
 actually wet his pants a little...LOL!!! (Dont put this part on your site) I signed up for your
 mailing list, so let me know when you will be back in the area.  I have lots more people to
bring this time.  You are the BEST!

Caryl Harlow (Big Hair..lol)
Towsend, Maryland

 

Hi Dave,

I caught your show last night in Seymour and of all the comedians
 I have ever seen live, you are the best. I thoroughly enjoyed your
show. I kind of felt bad for the first guy, because he didn't seem to
 bring out the laughs like you and the other guy did. Desi Walker
was very good too. I love comedy and have gone to shows in N.Y.
and also in CT. and I enjoy Comedy Central and Who's Line is it?
on T.V. But your whole routine was superb. I know you said you
grew up on the Cape but do you still live there now?
Keep up the good work. You are definately unique. Thanks for a
 great evening. I am a nurse but I firmly believe that laughter is far
 better for the human spirit than any medicine out there.


Pat 

 

Dave,


i just wanted to let you know that i never pissed my
 pants laughing so hard in my life.you were awesome
and cant wait till i can come see one of your comedy shows again.
i saw you for the first time last night at Carousel Gardens in Seymour, CT. 
i love the improv you did with my girlfriend Linda
(the birthday girl with hat) about her boyfriend Byron.
I have been telling all my other friends that werent there
 just how good you were and they want to come see you......
I definately will be there again.
Thanks for a great night of laughs and i wish you the best
of luck ( not that you need it...your a natural).

truely,
Paula Sharp
Southbury, CT

 

 

Hi Dave! 

  I saw you perform in West Haven,
CT at Tavern By the Green.
 I have to say, one of THE funniest stand up comedy shows I've
 EVER seen. Your bit about women/gynecologists/pregnancy had
me almost peeing my pants. I was the woman you pulled up onstage
to mock my husband with you using my hands as yours - my friends
 were laughing about that all week! I also haven't looked at a candle
the same way since......(they're SHOW candles!!!).

       Please come back to the area again soon. Your material is
bar-none real and hilarious. Everyone needs to laugh in this
 world - thanks. :o)

       Take care, Angela Potter

 

Dave,

Thanks so much for performing for our chapter.  I must say,
your act was "alarming" in many ways!  Everyone greatly
 enjoyed the comedy, and a few members have asked me
if they know your schedule for 2003 (it is not yet on your website). 

 

I mean this with all seriousness:  "Quit your day job!"

 

You are the man!  The show was outrageous!

 

Thanks again,

 Paul Lewis - President and CEO

P. G. Lewis & Associates, LLC

 

Hey Dave,

 Thanks for coming up, you were fabulous and had raves from
listeners all week. Take care and keep working hard. Bill is starting
the new club in the next week with full operation expected by months
end. You'll have to do a return engagement once it is up and going full
tilt.

Thanks again,

K.
Keeler In The Morning 107WRCK
Utica, NY

Dave,

I saw the show in "MFN" (the middle of f____ing nowhere) last weekend - in Danbury, NH.  Absolutely hysterical.  I have 2 children and never get out with my husband, and we had a chance to get to your show on Saturday.  Thanks for a blast!  (I was sitting right behind your female hand model - now she was funny!!)

 

 Keep up the good work! 
Cindy Butler, Nashua, NH

 

Dave, 

Just wanted to let you know my friends and I saw you at the Half Moon Sober Festival in Danbury, NH this past weekend and we thought you were a riot!!  We'll be reminiscing and laughing at some of your antics for a long time to come I'm sure.  Although no one will admit it, I think some of the guys went home and tried to put a condom on their head!  Thanks for a great evening!!

Donna Chadwick

Franklin, NH

 

Dave,


Hey, you did a great job in Altoona @ Uriah's Comedy Pub on May 18th--my date & I would see you again if you come back this way :)  you seem to really enjoy what you do & that makes it so great & fun to watch--we haven't gone on vacation yet--haha--Disneyland ;)  take care & hopefully see ya again, take care :)

Nancy Rightenor
Altoona, PA

Hi Dave,
  I was @ the show you did on May 11, 2002 in the
"f**king barn!" (which I absolutely loved) and I was just
wondering when your next show is and where? So can
 you please get back to me and let me know?
   Thanks Much
         Sara

Dear Dave,

Its been almost two weeks, and the sides of
my friends and I still hurt from laughing so much. Now if your head hasn't
swelled up to the point where it wont fit into its condom anymore (cause
thetas the last thing I want to be blamed for HA) the honored guests as well
as the bar tender and the servers, found you to be outragestly funny too.
Just wanted to take the time to drop you a line on this very serious
matter. (another funny. think you have room for me in your comedy
cavalcade? HAHA)

Please, let your cohorts in hysteria know how GREAT you and
they made the night for my company and I.


Respectfully
Sam Totedo
Deputy Chief
Marlborough Vol. Fire Company

Dave, 

My husband and I were at Steve M's birthday party last nite where

you performed a brilliant show ! I haven't laughed that hard in years ! I

signed up to be on your e-mail list for upcoming shows... we'd love to bring

our friends to see you !

thanks again... Heidy

 

 

Hi!

 Just want to say thanks again for a wonderful show. Everyone that I
have run into since the party has said that it was a great party and they
always follow it by saying "and the comedian was awesome"!!
The best thing
I ever did was book you for the party
. I think you will have alot of
Plainville people coming to your future shows! Thanks again!! 

Love Holly and Steve (aka David Cassidy)!
Plainville,CT

 

hi dave,

 I saw you guys in Cape Cod, MA about 4 years ago and thought you were great and really funny!! The best comedy show i have ever seen! I missed your show when you were in Waterbury, CT but i definetly want to catch the next one. Please email me back.

thank you, Tricia

Hey Dave~
 

      I went to your show for the fieman's appreciation dinner and thought you were great! I was looking at
 your website during school and I saw the mind blowing stuff icon and opened it. I SAW JESUS! wow it was
amazing! I had a few of my friends try it and the said that they saw the same thing! wow it was awesome!
Just thought I'd let you know that you are great and the website is also great! Thanks for the laughs!

~*BRANDI AVERY*~

A message from Dave

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to send the great e-mails!
  As you can probably tell, I really LOVE comedy and the chance to
make people forget about life for a while.  I just tell-it-like-it-is and
 people seem to find it funny ; ) ... OK,,, OK,,, Maybe I put a little twist on it!!
Thanks again for the feedback...Keep the e-mails coming and I will keep the comedy going!

Thanks again to all my fans out there for supporting my habit!
xxoo
Dave

 

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